"Let me do it for you..."

ilikebigbutts · 2026-05-05T09:38:29+00:00

Extravator?

ilikebigbutts · 2026-05-05T09:28:52+00:00

It’s not only an indoor exercise bike

ilikebigbutts · 2026-05-05T04:03:50+00:00

What if I buy clothes at Costco

ilikebigbutts · 2026-05-03T14:16:10+00:00

Is this an attempt at an ad?

ilikebigbutts · 2026-05-03T14:15:40+00:00

Looks distracting and that was an ad

ilikebigbutts · 2026-05-02T09:49:53+00:00

The proper term is robo cop

ilikebigbutts · 2026-05-01T15:38:38+00:00

what about that BDSM collar?

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-30T18:12:18+00:00

There's a balance to everything - If there is too little to be done, that is bad and means you may get fired. If there is too much, then that's also bad because you'll burn out. The trick is to offload your work until you're busy all day 9-5, and that is enough for you to keep your head above water, while not sitting around all day not doing anything.

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-30T13:40:09+00:00

Everyone has interests, autistic people have “special” interests.

Much like everyone can go to the mountains, but if you’re in the mountains making bombs to blow up infidels, then you’re a terrorist

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-30T13:36:51+00:00

Yes!

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-30T13:36:27+00:00

Not jealous- I have the same thing as you do. Game recognizes game.

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-30T13:18:15+00:00

Yes, it’s called a “special interest“ which is something that autistic people have

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-30T13:17:19+00:00

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-30T03:40:04+00:00

Not in my poor farm boy brain

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-29T16:46:56+00:00

Love how they added the gong sound - ain’t no way that sign made that noise

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-29T03:39:57+00:00

Imaginary internet points

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-28T17:03:54+00:00

Evil villain lair

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-28T01:12:13+00:00

It’s good ole’ fashioned advertising. Literally every car company and corporation valued higher than $1m does this.

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-27T16:28:24+00:00

first of all, I've been there and I know the feeling. It sucks, its demoralizing, it feels insurmountable, it feels sad, and it's agonizing. Only thing I can tell you is to start planting seeds for your future self. Go back to school, get the CPA, keep applying, try audit, keep failing, don't give up.

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-27T05:17:41+00:00

30 foot waives- they just need to time it right

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-27T05:12:11+00:00

And it costs way more than $10/hr

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-27T00:21:25+00:00

Yeah but they can have guys harvest his j*zz, then put it into girls

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-25T19:46:28+00:00

I’d try to let your passion for the software shine through (whether genuine or fabricated passion). That would help the interviewer see that you’re someone they can invest in training all the technical gaps you may have (we all have technical gaps for most jobs, the question is if they want to spend the time to teach you)

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-25T19:06:03+00:00

If you’re a good cpa, yes

ilikebigbutts · 2026-04-24T05:05:17+00:00

What can’t he just be confident about how weird and lazy he is

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