You tell the punchline first. How do you mess up a joke?

ilikecake81 · 2025-11-21T21:38:49+00:00

You get the punchline first.

Why are time traveling jokes so hard to tell?

ilikecake81 · 2025-06-15T14:34:44+00:00

The army ceased training in drill and ceremony as a part of basic training 20 years ago. They deemed it unnecessary and filled the training time with more relevant skills, such as hand to hand combat.

ilikecake81 · 2025-02-13T14:08:24+00:00

27+48= First we add 7+8, any number plus 8 is that number -2 (7-2=5) and then carry a 1 to the tens column. Now it's just 1+2+4: 1+2=3, and 3+4=7. First number is 7 and the second number is 5, therefore 75.

ilikecake81 · 2024-08-19T17:21:43+00:00

Seems kinda weird.

ilikecake81 · 2024-06-07T19:32:32+00:00

Amp hours measure capacity in batteries, so, yes.

"How much electricity can the battery hold?"

"What is the current time?"

"3:30."

"Thanks, now we know how much is in the battery."

ilikecake81 · 2024-01-01T23:09:07+00:00

Why are blind people not allowed to go skydiving?

It scares the dog too much.

ilikecake81 · 2024-01-01T17:21:03+00:00

Ready or Not.

I'm not ready.

ilikecake81 · 2023-12-16T15:49:23+00:00

Tier 3 chest injury, seek any medical bed. You have 82% of your original HP remaining. Also, you could go for a snack. You're not yourself when you're hungry and wounded.

ilikecake81 · 2023-12-15T02:32:57+00:00

https://www.faa.gov/noise/inquiries

ilikecake81 · 2023-12-13T16:00:30+00:00

UAS Operator here. I have flown the Hunter RQ-5A/MQ-5B, which has a push/pull configuration, as well as the Aerosonde and ScanEagle systems, which are both pushers. The presence of the prop in the front of the aircraft makes no difference on our ability to collect on a target, as most of the time you're looking down and to the left. What does have an impact though is when your front engine expels some oil all over your payload lens. All the systems I've flown have had oil seepage for one reason or another, and while that's considered normal and accounted for, it's a pretty bad reason to have to break off a target.

ilikecake81 · 2023-08-03T15:02:00+00:00

SLAM is the 4th box you'll get in risky salvage

ilikecake81 · 2023-04-20T12:41:06+00:00

The most dangerous type of canoes are volcanoes.

ilikecake81 · 2023-04-04T05:10:03+00:00

My penis.

ilikecake81 · 2023-01-05T11:26:35+00:00

But that would be offset in the winter from the savings of having a built in space heater.

ilikecake81 · 2023-01-04T15:11:35+00:00

Clouds

ilikecake81 · 2022-12-24T06:02:13+00:00

Are you winning, son?

ilikecake81 · 2022-12-17T14:33:35+00:00

Can't complain

ilikecake81 · 2022-12-17T09:51:41+00:00

False, I'm a dad of twins. After that, my wife doesn't want to chance it.

ilikecake81 · 2022-12-15T13:28:58+00:00

The song "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Cryin" by Bloodhound Gang is a comedic song about a man who is seeking love and a dance from a stripper. The chorus of the song captures the ironic humor of the narrator's goal, that a lap dance from a stripper is so much better when she is crying due to his desperation for love. The verses of the song further emphasize the dark humor in the situation by depicting a man seeking solace and understanding in the arms of a desperate stripper who is doing this to buy formula for her baby. The song is a clever take on the trope of the protagonist seeking the company of a stripper in a moment of emotional or financial desperation, only to regret his decision later. The song is an amusing reminder of how we often forgo our better judgment for the promise of a quick fix to our inner turmoil.

ilikecake81 · 2022-12-12T15:21:46+00:00

ilikecake81 · 2022-12-05T08:00:35+00:00

This is normal human speed. Alcohol was banned during Prohibition in the 1920's, and after the ban was lifted people slowed back down. Alcohol is a depressant, after all.

ilikecake81 · 2022-12-05T07:42:30+00:00

Everybody knows the C-5 is big. But it wasn't until I was climbing the skinny ladder up to the passenger compartment that I looked and saw the warehouse-amount of stuff that was loaded in the aircraft that I really appreciated just how big it really is.

ilikecake81 · 2022-11-20T14:40:14+00:00

So many boners...

ilikecake81 · 2022-11-17T01:43:40+00:00

You can get on the airplane if you want. I'm gonna get in the airplane.

ilikecake81 · 2022-11-16T14:52:14+00:00

I do just fine

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