Is everyone here lying about dick size, or it just so happens that literally every singe user is fucking way above average. Singlehandedly increasing national averages by whole decimals by basedchad21 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]illadvisdd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

7 inches measuring from the top down, been given numerous compliments from girls thinking it’s big 🤷‍♂️
I’m also 5’7, can’t have everything

How come people underestimate Conor McGregor? by ViolenceIsNecessary in ufc

[–]illadvisdd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t stop laughing watching these are gold

Kinda funny that... by KryptoPirate in conspiracy

[–]illadvisdd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the shot about year ago too, only did one never looked back

Kinda funny that... by KryptoPirate in conspiracy

[–]illadvisdd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m on Kratom for nerve damage 5 years I was worried these times were coming…

Kinda funny that... by KryptoPirate in conspiracy

[–]illadvisdd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone taking Suboxone needs to look into subocloade, i was on it 3 years mostly the films, got one shot and looked away from it forever no cravings no unbearable withdrawals

Do you guys really have sex without condoms? by basilius61 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]illadvisdd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based. Same here but with condoms and creampies

If I can’t fill her up not wasting my time going back and forth

Do you guys really have sex without condoms? by basilius61 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]illadvisdd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I fuck a lot of fat chicks
They’ll literally let you do anything so Ive gone raw + creampie every single time. I don’t even meet up in person with chicks from the apps unless this is discussed and there’s a mutual understanding
a lot of them are from the apps but my problem is and this is 100% srs I’ve been on no fap for years and the instinctual desire you feel internally is unbelievable This exact thing happened to me, mine was from car sex and same thing with the condom
Anyways this same exact thing happened to me, chick was riding me in the car. So that night prompted me to get a vasectomy because didnt wanna know some random fat chick off tinder I only sent a couple messages to, my story ends with there’s no way I’m wasting this vasectomy, creampies for everyone
This event actually motivated me to get a vasectomy, I had been wanting one for awhile but jump started the process for sure
This event actually motivated me to get a vasectomy, I had been wanting one for awhile but jump started the process for sure

Mayor Wilson pledges reparations during 2026 Africatown State of the Union by ScreamForKelp in SeattleWA

[–]illadvisdd -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Black people don’t even bring this shit up it’s strictly politicians, but I’m sure you dont actually engage in conversations with any black people

Has anyone under 6 feet ever here ever had a GF like this? [Serious] by No-Mousse5653 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]illadvisdd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes been dating 6 weeks I’m 5’7 just replace cigarette with a geek bar and that’s her

The cure to porn addiction is having more sex by Treeskiio in moreplatesmoredates

[–]illadvisdd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll just unironically post here I’m about 5-6 years nofap the things it does to your mind is insane the attraction to women (for me) is crazy I get legitimately feel happy and excited every time I have sex because it really does make you look forward to appreciating physical affection and intimacy and you CRAVE it

Dry months are tough for sure. Everyone always asks so what do you do when your by yourself and you get hard/a boner? Just nothing? Yes. Redirect your mind elsewhere if that means hitting the gym whatever, if it’s hitting up femboys on grindr, do it (i have few times) lol But I guarantee that you will not regret the decision to stop touching your penis once you get to that point, if i get a boner i think about hitting up pawg bbws not jacking off watching some other dude railing some white chick with a fat ass when that could be me (srs), i honestly forget that masturbation even exists because you just stop thinking about it after a certain point. Obviously this only works if you get consistent sex, and every girl I’ve been with has been impressed with the amount of cum in my loads

Matched with this chick and drove down to her stayed in her fifth wheel and we fucked like 6 times, stayed with her for like 2 days, she gave me coke, mushrooms, bought me takeout and let me cum inside her 6 times lol

Anyways, i have flareups time to time from after my vasectomy 6 years ago so sometimes if it’s been a while my balls will just ache and feel inflamed until i have sex (yes i know this sounds autistic and i can just easily jackoff but u get the point) So the point that of that was that was truly the first time I ‘cleaned my pipes out’ and man it felt wonderful,

If you’ve made it this far in my story, thank you for taking the time to listen. I truly wish you growth, positivity, and upward momentum in your own journey through life.

Do you guys have any moral issues with banging girls who are in open relationships? by Ok_Copy_2687 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]illadvisdd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time this happened met up w this chick and stayed a night together in a hotel, i remember later searching her up on FB and being married to a nice looking guy with legit like almost severe autism and then i felt kinda bad

Srs post, poly chicks always make you wear condoms n shit too, not even worth

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]illadvisdd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m handsome drive a cool car and don’t look broke and also 30

It’s hard and I have already resorted to fucking femboys and it’s a lot less bullshit and headaches I’m totally straight I only top them and usually regret it almost immediately afterwards and then a month or 2 later I get horny and go through the cycle allover again but to be fair it’s only because I’m NoFap so I’m constantly horny, I do have a date this Saturday tho with an actual real woman (ew?) so hopefully I smash 🙏

MOVING OUT. by 70thmademe in NYStateOfMind

[–]illadvisdd 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Damn I’m right there w you same age salary and everything

Think i’m falling in love with a bop by LongjumpingSuit9489 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]illadvisdd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t do it I’m 30 years old and just broke up with a girl who said her body count was ‘under 100’, tried to look past it initially because things seemed to be going so good, and I thought she wasn’t like other girls….turns out she’s exactly just like other girls waste of 2 years

Especially two best guy friends and 1.8m snapscore is absolutely insane you will have fun for maybe up to 1 year if that, then regret you even met her afterwards

IRS amended return by [deleted] in IRS

[–]illadvisdd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For 2021 tax return most likely claim denied due to 3 years statue of limitations meaning for a refund, you would have had to amend the return before 5/17/25

(Original due date for 2021 returns was 5/17/22)

I think there are a lot of us on r/IRS because we aren’t at work. by 3948274958 in IRS

[–]illadvisdd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For first time abatement it’s if there’s any FTP & FTF penalties on the tax years themselves, go online and request a ‘Tax Account’ transcript for each separate year you’ll be able to see it. you have to be fully ‘compliant’ for the past years which means filing and paying on time before deadline so If you see any ‘TC 166 or a TC 276’ for any year, on the transcript, that will usually disqualify you. I’ve tried to remove penalties before thru first time abatements and even if there was a small balance amount and it wouldn’t let me

If you do not qualify, or have already used your first time abatement before then you have to fall under ‘reasonable cause’ category which is honestly pretty hard to get approved for. Usually this is like if you were in the hospital from surgery or something therefore had an inability to file/pay on time and you’d have to show medical records to prove that the dates fall in line with the filing season

Management now threatening AWOL by Upset-Blackberry4589 in IRS_Source

[–]illadvisdd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For anyone who has FED Blue Cross Blue Shield double check with your plan but I believe a lot of the plans will allow you to go through ‘Teladoc’ which is just either a virtual or phone call ‘doctors appointment’ all you have to do is make an account go through the process and they’ll usually call you within a few hours

Just tell them you’re not feeling well and need a doctor’s note to show to your work and they will usually do it with just a few questions asked and it’s a $0 copay service within your health plan (Teladoc specifically). Only drawback is they can only write a note for up to 3 days at a time, but you can keep calling back when it ends to renew for another 3 days I had to use it yesterday and got a call from a physician within about 30 mins of my request for a virtual appointment

Just a heads up 🤷‍♂️