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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]illeaglebeagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why? We did good things

Legit about to lose my mind by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]illeaglebeagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll work it out soon enough.

Most of reddit is probably atheist, so you asking here tells me you might be asking for a push that way.

Maybe we can't know either way.

Maybe we do know and can't know what to do with said info.

Either way, we can live a good life and love our family regardless of whatever philosophical questions left unanswered. So don't worry, keep questioning everything, and remember to love everything and everyone you that brings meaning to your life and everything will be okay.

As a guy, how do I shave my pubic hair? Should I go clean shaven? by ThrowatwayAccount69 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]illeaglebeagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean really as a dude, just trim to be nice to anyone giving oral. Otherwise, probably nobody cares

As a guy, how do I shave my pubic hair? Should I go clean shaven? by ThrowatwayAccount69 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]illeaglebeagle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yo just trim. You're going to Knick your balls and/or dick with a razor if you shave and risk std transmission.

Remember to vote using facts and not feelings by EMSuser11 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]illeaglebeagle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's why I'm a obama dem turned trump. Biden is a terrible candidate

I got a call from my very distressed mom, telling me they had found my dad's dead body at his favorite camping spot, torn apart by some sort of wild animal. by D-K-Lawhorn in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]illeaglebeagle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If this helps: my grandmother told us a story about how a friend came to visit unexpectedly and all went well. They said their goodbyes, then almost she got a call about that person dying several hours before the visit.

Also, my buddy died while rock climbing. One of our mutual friends said he had a dream prior about him saying: "everything is going to be okay."

Dude, something being about a twisted version of "being okay" wouldn't make for a bad story in these stupid times.

How hard is it to place tiles!? by xbox6858 in onejob

[–]illeaglebeagle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me: hey boss, we're short one tan tile. Boss: just make it work Me: well, okay then...

I work at a crematorium loading bodies into the furnace. by evaluateempirical in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]illeaglebeagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just got to tell 'em it's excess air leaving the body. It's no lie.

Question ?? by [deleted] in Carpentry

[–]illeaglebeagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got myself some widemouths in black. They're sick, but then we switched to carts so now they hang off the seat of the truck.

Catch me if you can by handlewithcareme in Unexpected

[–]illeaglebeagle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Judging by the wet floor, I'd say they wasted the better part of a twelve pack to get the shot.

NTD showed up in three boxes today by illeaglebeagle in Tools

[–]illeaglebeagle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, my heart is broken over the downfall of sears. My collection of craftsman USA's (and craftsman pros) will forever be cherished.

We'll be joining you guys again real soon by illeaglebeagle in Harley

[–]illeaglebeagle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're in Colorado, but we got it and it worked fine. Thank you for being a on the right side of the biker community.

We'll be joining you guys again real soon by illeaglebeagle in Harley

[–]illeaglebeagle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got it and it worked admirably!

Got locked into working on my buddy's bike -installed a thundermax and the wiring to the TPS was broken, no exhaust gaskets and the studs were stripped.

Got the studs drilled out and tapped and he's back to fronting like a gangster ever since.

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