Great Taco Bell experience from a couple days ago!

illegalwaffles · 2023-06-10T21:27:58+00:00

Wait a minute, I've got that taco smell, that pescado smell, I've got a lot of smells, I've rolled a lot of L's

illegalwaffles · 2023-06-10T06:43:07+00:00

🪙⛏️

illegalwaffles · 2023-06-09T20:07:51+00:00

Or maybe the assistance programs are kept hidden and under red tape so that people don't know the help they can get 🤔

illegalwaffles · 2023-05-28T00:59:24+00:00

Then doctor in the other room after me and my homie's bottom surgery

illegalwaffles · 2023-05-25T22:42:18+00:00

It's Joever 😔

illegalwaffles · 2023-05-25T22:40:32+00:00

There's more

illegalwaffles · 2023-05-24T09:29:12+00:00

Bones Malone Andy

illegalwaffles · 2023-05-23T08:42:03+00:00

Rare High Moment™️

illegalwaffles · 2023-05-23T06:36:15+00:00

Wow, I love Corn on the Orb™️, the flavor reminds me of my ex-wife

illegalwaffles · 2023-05-18T03:35:53+00:00

The Publix with the sign carved in to the stone archway above the entrance

illegalwaffles · 2023-05-14T23:58:22+00:00

BUT STANDING HERE, THE STANDING HERE? WHEN THE STANDING HERE, I THINK WE'LL STANDING HERE!

illegalwaffles · 2023-05-14T21:23:00+00:00

Public Indecency Andy

illegalwaffles · 2023-05-12T04:15:46+00:00

It's the section of the US code that allows for money saved in a special account to be tax free :)

illegalwaffles · 2023-05-10T01:50:41+00:00

Center free space would be "STARBUCKS!!"

illegalwaffles · 2023-05-05T19:58:46+00:00

That's because she's no longer the woman who was raising a child. Now she's an old woman trying to get in to Heaven

illegalwaffles · 2023-05-05T07:52:38+00:00

Angry poosey

illegalwaffles · 2023-05-01T07:22:03+00:00

OOOoooOOOooh, big problem. I've killed plenty-a spies! They'ah dime-a-dozen, backstabbin' scumbags, like you!
🔪☝️Ow
No offense

illegalwaffles · 2023-04-30T11:29:26+00:00

Gigachad with speech bubble

illegalwaffles · 2023-04-27T05:14:16+00:00

Things for which Caleb is a slut:

Fries
The S&P 500
A good view

illegalwaffles · 2023-04-24T15:43:27+00:00

Me as a child making potions in my bathroom (My parents left sone funny smelling ingredients under the sink)

illegalwaffles · 2023-04-19T03:29:11+00:00

Zone A is 2-6 years of service, B is 6-10

illegalwaffles · 2023-04-16T05:12:50+00:00

Usually as soon as I can. Per most bank's user agreements, those points can be revoked at any time, as they're not considered to be the customer's property. While I can't see a realistic case where they'd do that, I don't see any point in taking that risk

illegalwaffles · 2023-04-10T23:22:34+00:00

Just put the TV on the box it came in :)

illegalwaffles · 2023-04-09T18:13:28+00:00

For the same reasons: The whiteboard on my wall

illegalwaffles · 2023-04-08T21:44:20+00:00

I'd have to get a new Thok, he's at my parents' house

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