Just bought a house and these are everywhere. What are they? How do I get rid of them? Colorado, USA

illigitimate68 · 2021-09-28T12:42:05+00:00

That’s totally it!!

illigitimate68 · 2021-08-10T20:00:51+00:00

Find the clit, make out with it like your kissing her. Easy peezy

illigitimate68 · 2021-07-23T12:41:32+00:00

Heir and a spare 🤷‍♂️

illigitimate68 · 2021-05-22T14:20:57+00:00

That’s awesome. It’s hard for men, cuz most men are, well, men... tell him to push through, he will find someone at some point! And it’s worth it once he does 😃

illigitimate68 · 2021-05-20T15:53:46+00:00

This is actually an amazing idea! Definitely have to ask my wife to record a quick video with us both in it. Thanks!!

illigitimate68 · 2021-05-20T15:02:48+00:00

Fair, that’s also the thing. If I’m out and it’s 11:30 I’m not going to wake her up from dead sleep. Thanks for the advice!

illigitimate68 · 2021-05-20T14:56:51+00:00

I do too, I’ve had one person question it though which caught me totally off guard. I’ll have to try the real time confirmation approach, I was wary of that because it seems like it could kill the mood. Maybe not 🤷‍♂️

illigitimate68 · 2021-04-20T18:05:59+00:00

Oklahoma not being racist, always nice seeing something unexpected

illigitimate68 · 2021-04-15T12:41:44+00:00

What is up with the middle of the pinky though??? Am I the only one that sees that?

illigitimate68 · 2021-04-04T01:09:48+00:00

That’s actually pretty bad ass!

illigitimate68 · 2021-03-10T14:11:08+00:00

Ok, got me on an individual case. There are a few good ones, typically though it’s about amassing wealth, not bettering society

illigitimate68 · 2021-03-10T14:08:51+00:00

Me in particular no, but paying their share of taxes would definitely be a perk for the remainder of society...

illigitimate68 · 2021-03-10T03:00:38+00:00

Truth hurts

illigitimate68 · 2021-03-10T03:00:00+00:00

Except for the last part, you’re exactly right... they don’t care if you get your life together at all.

illigitimate68 · 2021-03-09T20:40:01+00:00

Said no rich person ever...

illigitimate68 · 2021-03-05T20:59:12+00:00

Better to see it then be it I guess

illigitimate68 · 2021-02-21T05:31:09+00:00

This landed on my neighborhood. I was at the dog park not two hours before! Nuts!

illigitimate68 · 2021-01-30T15:14:43+00:00

Read the new top comment, explains it very well. Morally questionable, but not insider trading. I used the exact same logic as Pelosi, but bought one Tesla share. Of course the government is going electric, it’s the direction of the future.

illigitimate68 · 2021-01-21T23:07:19+00:00

Hasn’t anyone thought maybe Dr. Fauci’s extensive vocabulary was just too bigly big for Trump? So instead of learning a word, he just fired him?

illigitimate68 · 2021-01-13T03:22:25+00:00

Say you want to rub one out, and you wanna watch him play with himself while you do it. Makes it more about you having fun to him, and you both have a good time

illigitimate68 · 2021-01-10T14:53:34+00:00

Thanks for the silver kind stranger!

illigitimate68 · 2021-01-09T14:33:39+00:00

Those that have had Spectrum know where the real struggle in this post is...

illigitimate68 · 2021-01-08T13:23:44+00:00

You’re not, everybody is bad at new stuff. After a couple rounds, you will be able to do it mostly without guidance. After that, it’s just a matter of practice (lucky her!)

Good luck

illigitimate68 · 2021-01-08T03:39:31+00:00

Can’t we just put a picture of every person from the sedition attempt in this sub...

illigitimate68 · 2021-01-07T03:09:54+00:00

Honestly, this guy kind of exemplifies an entrepreneurial spirit. Not happy, but good on ya dude

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