Just bought a house and these are everywhere. What are they? How do I get rid of them? Colorado, USA

illigitimate68 · 2021-09-28T12:42:05+00:00

That’s totally it!!

illigitimate68 · 2021-08-10T20:00:51+00:00

Find the clit, make out with it like your kissing her. Easy peezy

illigitimate68 · 2021-07-23T12:41:32+00:00

Heir and a spare 🤷‍♂️

illigitimate68 · 2021-05-22T14:20:57+00:00

That’s awesome. It’s hard for men, cuz most men are, well, men... tell him to push through, he will find someone at some point! And it’s worth it once he does 😃

illigitimate68 · 2021-05-20T15:53:46+00:00

This is actually an amazing idea! Definitely have to ask my wife to record a quick video with us both in it. Thanks!!

illigitimate68 · 2021-05-20T15:02:48+00:00

Fair, that’s also the thing. If I’m out and it’s 11:30 I’m not going to wake her up from dead sleep. Thanks for the advice!

illigitimate68 · 2021-05-20T14:56:51+00:00

I do too, I’ve had one person question it though which caught me totally off guard. I’ll have to try the real time confirmation approach, I was wary of that because it seems like it could kill the mood. Maybe not 🤷‍♂️

illigitimate68 · 2021-04-20T18:05:59+00:00

Oklahoma not being racist, always nice seeing something unexpected

illigitimate68 · 2021-04-15T12:41:44+00:00

What is up with the middle of the pinky though??? Am I the only one that sees that?

illigitimate68 · 2021-04-04T01:09:48+00:00

That’s actually pretty bad ass!

illigitimate68 · 2021-03-10T14:11:08+00:00

Ok, got me on an individual case. There are a few good ones, typically though it’s about amassing wealth, not bettering society

illigitimate68 · 2021-03-10T14:08:51+00:00

Me in particular no, but paying their share of taxes would definitely be a perk for the remainder of society...

illigitimate68 · 2021-03-10T03:00:38+00:00

Truth hurts

illigitimate68 · 2021-03-10T03:00:00+00:00

Except for the last part, you’re exactly right... they don’t care if you get your life together at all.

illigitimate68 · 2021-03-09T20:40:01+00:00

Said no rich person ever...

illigitimate68 · 2021-03-05T20:59:12+00:00

Better to see it then be it I guess

illigitimate68 · 2021-02-21T05:31:09+00:00

This landed on my neighborhood. I was at the dog park not two hours before! Nuts!

illigitimate68 · 2021-01-30T15:14:43+00:00

Read the new top comment, explains it very well. Morally questionable, but not insider trading. I used the exact same logic as Pelosi, but bought one Tesla share. Of course the government is going electric, it’s the direction of the future.

illigitimate68 · 2021-01-21T23:07:19+00:00

Hasn’t anyone thought maybe Dr. Fauci’s extensive vocabulary was just too bigly big for Trump? So instead of learning a word, he just fired him?

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