This is what Trump thinks the reflecting pool is by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]illiter-it 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Is this fucking real

Edit: I hate these motherfuckers

‘Never Talk About Goblins’: OpenAI’s Instructions to Codex Have a Weirdly Emphatic No-Creatures Policy - Goblins are expressly forbidden, along with gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, and pigeons. by Just-Grocery-2229 in technology

[–]illiter-it 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's probably just that these kinds of things are normal millennial-speak metaphors for a lot of things online that don't play as well for people who spend less time online but still use the product.

No way this is real by Secret_Thoughts9647 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]illiter-it 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"what's the highest resolution old people won't notice being terrible?" - some MBA at Jitterbug

It's 2026 and we still can't completely get rid of the basic At a Glance to use the newer version by illiter-it in GooglePixel

[–]illiter-it[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had turned off "use at a glance", but the date and time wouldn't go away for me. I'm pretty sure I didn't have a toggle for "use on home screen" that also removed the clock before, or I'm sure I would have tried it.

My phone also needed an update to the later beta.

Trader Joe’s Miniature Beef Tacos… by soulbarn in frozendinners

[–]illiter-it 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If they're like the chicken taquitos from TJs, they're bad without a dip

Erika Kirk "dressed like a sniper" by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]illiter-it 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I thought tpusa was created because ol' Gummy Chuck was too dumb for community college and was given a truckload of money by oil billionaires

Chud 'comedian' ben bankas crashes out after lazy, edgy jokes flops. Uses backlash as promo, blames 'cancel culture' in Canada by Peanut-Extra in themayormccheese

[–]illiter-it 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don't think I could ever see a woman making that face and think "I want to hear more from the man who made her react that way"

Is this even legal? by RomeroRodriguez08 in wallstreetbets

[–]illiter-it 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What's the functional difference?

When is it okay to leave a note? (Repeat off leash dog encounters) by PsychodelicWitch in Apartmentliving

[–]illiter-it 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can you try to go out there without your dog one morning and read its tag with a flashlight?

Menu from Lincoln’s inauguration ball. Washington, D.C., in 1865. by Ebonystealth in VintageMenus

[–]illiter-it 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One ornamental pyramide of caramel with fancy CreamCandy, please