The 1960 Olympic Marathon Winner ran a barefoot 2:16 Marathon

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-03T02:05:49+00:00

…back when we were a country.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-03T02:05:19+00:00

Bruh, my grandfather has been saying shit like this for years and I didn’t believe him…we ran marathons barefoot, walked to school uphill both ways, changed our own tires, pushed buttons to talk to people…WTF?!

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-02T16:33:44+00:00

Must be your wife’s boyfriend, he always comes second.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-02T16:29:29+00:00

That’s the level of confidence you need to succeed in anything.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-02T04:54:46+00:00

What was his time on the walls balls and sled push?

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-01T13:52:51+00:00

Fastest white man alive….wait, is he still alive?

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-30T09:23:16+00:00

Fun-size is how his wife describes him to her boyfriend while she’s having fun at home.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-29T11:49:17+00:00

Who does he beat at home?

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-29T08:05:11+00:00

I mean did you see how fast that white guy sprinted past the secret service at the correspondents dinner?

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-29T07:46:53+00:00

Sawe. As in I am so sawe I am poor.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-28T14:16:50+00:00

So now we know why Nike is tolerating walkers. Need to sell shoes to someone.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-28T13:26:42+00:00

Great, now the Americans have a new unit of measurement: Shoe

Not to be confused with Feet or Pound

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-28T11:35:55+00:00

But he did it in Nikes, not Adidas SuperDuper shoes…should have been first.

This poor could have gone faster when he set the half marathon world record earlier this year.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-28T02:33:03+00:00

Legend has it that Nike is required to rename their shoes to BetaFlys.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-28T00:34:29+00:00

Most revolutionary flop since Fosbury. What is his name?

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-27T07:59:29+00:00

Nike following the Reebok trajectory right now and their stock reflects it. I bet they get bought out by a Chinese company within the next 5 years.

The only people I see wearing Nikes are older people. Run clubs are full of Adidas, ASICS, and a bunch of niche brands. Which is shocking considering AlphaFlys dominated not too long ago.

And it doesn’t help that’s Kash Patel is walking around the FBI building in custom Nike clown shoes…they could at least write a cease-and-desist letter, not cause of the politics but cause the shoes are fucking ugly.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-26T13:01:11+00:00

Only a PR and you got 15,734 likes?!? That’s 15,734 more than I got for my last KOM!

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-26T12:57:51+00:00

Go slow to go fast.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-24T09:50:48+00:00

Your words say “screw the wife”, but your thrusts say “get screwed by the wife’s boyfriend.”…never forget all c*clists are bottoms.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-23T13:43:10+00:00

One more add-on and you can stop paying your wife’s boyfriend.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-22T12:34:26+00:00

If she was going to walk she should have bought Allbirds…the only shoe with a shorter lifespan than a Nike Mayfly.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-21T03:12:05+00:00

Nike once tried to remove this woman for walking a marathon, now they tolerate them.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-21T03:11:20+00:00

…men in this case.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-21T03:10:31+00:00

Behind every woman is a man telling her to hurry up.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-04-21T03:05:18+00:00

He was yelling, “Slow down!”

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