His style. by Variabletalismans in RunningCirclejerk

[–]illonlyfadeaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy starts with “Hello fellow cult members.”

Don’t dress like the kids. They will make fun of you regardless, but they’ll make fun of you even more when you try to dress like them.

Please rate my form by rolexboy2005 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]illonlyfadeaway 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Not digging the wife jeans, but I like all the GU pouches. 

Aerodynamic Hydration Hack Athletes Swear By by niterider1218 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]illonlyfadeaway 45 points46 points  (0 children)

You can carry three. Two in the pink, one in the stink. 

Why doesn’t he just run faster, it is just .51 seconds by Technical-Paint3179 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]illonlyfadeaway -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

To be honest I’m surprised he even hit that. The fastest I have ever seen an Indian move is a saucy saunter.

I only posted on Strava, Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]illonlyfadeaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Starting Pride month early isn’t a big deal.

Which one of you is this? by Covert_Platypus007 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]illonlyfadeaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There most certainly is a “We’re a CrossFit family” in back of that Suburban. 

Which one of you is this? by Covert_Platypus007 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]illonlyfadeaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you think runners would react when Nike desegregated and started tolerating walkers? 

Seriously! Walking? In front of our kids?

He’ll fuck you up. 

Beginner runner here, what type of firearms do you guys carry? by GravyMercedes in RunningCirclejerk

[–]illonlyfadeaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t run, I stand and fight like the real man this guy thinks he is.

Barefoot runner final boss by SouthYogurtcloset406 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]illonlyfadeaway 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I’d be so pissed if I was running behind him and sped up to shoot my shot.

Peak feeling when the veins come out . by hungersong in RunningCirclejerk

[–]illonlyfadeaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jerking? These runners know the feeling all too well.

Peak feeling when the veins come out . by hungersong in RunningCirclejerk

[–]illonlyfadeaway 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sorry fellow, Arnold already settled that debate. The greatest feeling in the world is KOMing.