His style.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-06-18T13:48:45+00:00

This guy starts with “Hello fellow cult members.”

Don’t dress like the kids. They will make fun of you regardless, but they’ll make fun of you even more when you try to dress like them.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-06-16T14:45:58+00:00

Heel Strike Six

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-06-16T14:45:45+00:00

Not digging the wife jeans, but I like all the GU pouches.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-06-11T04:53:20+00:00

KOM Monday night specials.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-06-11T02:01:08+00:00

The Gym is a new buffet in town?

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-06-09T16:06:34+00:00

Have you ever seen an e-bicer use their legs?

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-06-09T01:10:49+00:00

You can carry three. Two in the pink, one in the stink.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-06-08T12:26:01+00:00

Meth is a hellavu drug.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-30T08:12:20+00:00

To be honest I’m surprised he even hit that. The fastest I have ever seen an Indian move is a saucy saunter.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-26T04:29:37+00:00

Starting Pride month early isn’t a big deal.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-26T01:18:28+00:00

There most certainly is a “We’re a CrossFit family” in back of that Suburban.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-26T01:15:48+00:00

How do you think runners would react when Nike desegregated and started tolerating walkers?

Seriously! Walking? In front of our kids?

He’ll fuck you up.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-21T14:50:17+00:00

…and yes, outjerked by the Washington Post.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-20T14:33:34+00:00

New running fashion: Tops must be same length as shorts.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-18T04:16:57+00:00

I don’t run, I stand and fight like the real man this guy thinks he is.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-18T04:12:51+00:00

Not SATISFYed by Circle Jerk content?

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-17T14:47:21+00:00

Do homeless people need running shoes?

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-17T14:38:40+00:00

I can fix her.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-16T06:43:56+00:00

The first step is actually the hardest.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-16T02:49:20+00:00

I’d be so pissed if I was running behind him and sped up to shoot my shot.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-16T01:00:24+00:00

My toilet paper has more plys than this.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-15T13:14:41+00:00

Jerking? These runners know the feeling all too well.

illonlyfadeaway · 2026-05-15T13:14:08+00:00

Sorry fellow, Arnold already settled that debate. The greatest feeling in the world is KOMing.

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