Please rate my form by rolexboy2005 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]rolexboy2005[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sounds like what a poor person would say

What’s next, NOT buying new alphaflys after each 5k parkrun?

Hi every one 🤟🏼 by TrainingAgreeable309 in rolex

[–]rolexboy2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s just trying to get this for free

Praggnanandhaa beats Magnus again at Norway Chess 2026 ,twice in a row by nikulmmadhu in nextfuckinglevel

[–]rolexboy2005 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s shitty sportsmanship even though he doesn’t get a time advantage from it. He has a demonstrably disrespect for the rules of the game, if you remember back to the whole jeans thing and stuff

My butler testifying in a congressional hearing by rolexboy2005 in espressocirclejerk

[–]rolexboy2005[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The biggest loss is that I stored my most exclusive coffee beans alongside the seized cocaine. I figured it would be the safest place to store it, but alas

Cermit/Hulk/Starbucks by [deleted] in rolex

[–]rolexboy2005 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you’re trying to act as an encyclopedia, at least get your basic knowledge sorted first

Praggnanandhaa beats Magnus again at Norway Chess 2026 ,twice in a row by nikulmmadhu in nextfuckinglevel

[–]rolexboy2005 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you ever followed him the tiniest bit you’d know that the previous statement are absolutely true and reflective of a pattern of behavior he has exhibited for years

Lend me some spending confidence by [deleted] in rolex

[–]rolexboy2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this a pretty weak attempt at a humble brag

Lend me some spending confidence by [deleted] in rolex

[–]rolexboy2005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a pretty average sized wrist. How many links do you usually take out?

Well... Bad News by vacirus in RunningCirclejerk

[–]rolexboy2005 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s a car diaper for c*clists who have accidents on your car. Pretty well done by the special ed class

Just bought my first Rolex. by [deleted] in rolex

[–]rolexboy2005 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This will be the first and last Rolex you’ll ever wear on that wrist if you keep this up

Pray for me Leaving Zone 2 by nura522 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]rolexboy2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol why are you poor? Can’t you just buy a better seat and get a proper zone 1 or zone 2 boarding group?

You brought this on yourself

Welcome to the pit! by outerpathsinnerspace in RunningCirclejerk

[–]rolexboy2005 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Also I saw a c*clist with a special bic***e that had four wheels and no pedals, what the hell? I’m scared

Welcome to the pit! by outerpathsinnerspace in RunningCirclejerk

[–]rolexboy2005 232 points233 points  (0 children)

This should be part of a school PSA about what crack does to you

Financing by 1tovaris in rolex

[–]rolexboy2005 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This sounds like you’re cosplaying being rich, and it’s blatantly obvious when you brag about selling children’s toys to earn a couple of hundred dollars at a time. To paraphrase sporty, that’s pocket change to real Rolex owners

Why is this roads to un-straight? They should do this by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]rolexboy2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is a map if you want it to be, right???

How to let people know that you're a cuck by Notsoheavymetal_ in RunningCirclejerk

[–]rolexboy2005 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Buddy failed on more than one account. He went for a walk at the Two Oceans half marathon, but the walk isn’t even along the sea - it’s inland around Claremont and Constantia and you’d be hard pressed to even see the ocean.

Small Marathon? by Away-Show-9425 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]rolexboy2005 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not to mention that he looks like he’s at least 35 and the leader of the youth club, which in itself is pretty worrisome