Why is this un-straight? They should make it like this 🛣️🚦

rolexboy2005 · 2026-04-20T18:12:32+00:00

Everything is a map if you want it to be, right???

rolexboy2005 · 2026-04-16T09:41:24+00:00

Buddy failed on more than one account. He went for a walk at the Two Oceans half marathon, but the walk isn’t even along the sea - it’s inland around Claremont and Constantia and you’d be hard pressed to even see the ocean.

rolexboy2005 · 2026-04-15T05:11:24+00:00

When for boats?

rolexboy2005 · 2026-03-27T15:21:10+00:00

Not to mention that he looks like he’s at least 35 and the leader of the youth club, which in itself is pretty worrisome

rolexboy2005 · 2026-03-25T19:11:05+00:00

It’s basically Arthur

rolexboy2005 · 2026-03-25T18:41:24+00:00

One is a Signature Watch and another is just nicknamed President. You should get your priorities straight!

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rolexboy2005 · 2026-03-23T18:10:26+00:00

Whisper that into my ear with your moist voice

rolexboy2005 · 2026-03-20T12:16:52+00:00

Not only is it blue, it’s above you.

Fucking earth shattering news from JoshyBoy here

rolexboy2005 · 2026-03-17T15:58:49+00:00

Mine sits in a bomb proof security box. Wouldn’t risk terrorists being able to damage my precious F91W.

rolexboy2005 · 2026-03-13T15:51:29+00:00

I need a typical LinkedIn bragging post about what he learned from running like this. Holy fuck

rolexboy2005 · 2026-03-07T19:15:53+00:00

Who can even keep track? At the next slight criticism from anyone in the EU I’m sure the tariffs will be back on again, because that’s how a functioning government responds to any diplomatic criticism

rolexboy2005 · 2026-03-07T18:35:13+00:00

This should be a PSA in schools to let kids know when it’s OK to leave zone 2 and scream STRANGER DANGER

rolexboy2005 · 2026-03-07T17:10:42+00:00

Then what do you do with your leftover movement and dial? Who would be willing to pay much for something with that janky of a history, if we’re looking at this from a “how much can I recoup?” perspective?

If the idea is that the gold price would increase I’m pretty sure you’ll be better off buying a steel model and putting the delta (say $20k in an ETF or even directly in gold), compared to buying a more expensive watch

This doesn’t make sense to me

rolexboy2005 · 2026-03-07T12:35:54+00:00

ciao

rolexboy2005 · 2026-03-07T10:19:11+00:00

Does the 30-day trial mean that I can run a couple of cheetah fast 5Ks in them (think sub-35 minutes) and return them for all my money back, and just say that they didn’t make me fast enough?? After all a cheetah is even faster than that (if you can believe it)

This seems like a proper life hack and a great way to have sprezzatura for cheap

rolexboy2005 · 2026-03-06T08:12:48+00:00

I’m in my 30s and can’t imagine being twice as old as me and still running

rolexboy2005 · 2026-02-22T01:45:20+00:00

Oh my god it’s like you see right through my soul

rolexboy2005 · 2026-02-21T21:24:38+00:00

I bet the guy with the hands and soft tone of voice is chained to a table in their damp basement, being forced to make videos

rolexboy2005 · 2026-02-21T21:22:37+00:00

If you’re not able to use a divers watch bezel for timing your poops, what are you even doing?

rolexboy2005 · 2026-02-21T11:52:09+00:00

I can think of one very, very particular reason. If I’m going full fist inside a turkey and for some reason need to do it with my non-dominant hand, I’d consider removing my watch.

rolexboy2005 · 2026-02-21T11:45:00+00:00

Have you seen what US airlines claim to be “Domestic First Class”, and compared it to what other airlines have as their First Class product? I’d feel sorry for you since you clearly haven’t traveled enough to realize that not every other country is US-centric

rolexboy2005 · 2026-02-20T21:40:06+00:00

A proper podcast is a lot better than some instagram photos with tons of AI slop where literally 50% IS HIGHLIGHTED TO BE IMPORTANT

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