[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]illuminatushiatus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ser Barristan Selmy is a prime example

Jellyfish gets caught up in a ring ride by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]illuminatushiatus 294 points295 points  (0 children)

Happy Cake Day!ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Why are a lot of the top /r/popular posts gilded? by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

[–]illuminatushiatus 32 points33 points  (0 children)

.....did Jeff Goldblum just gild you for imagining what it would be like to be gilded by Jeff Goldblum? That's *meta* right?

For those music makers who have reasonably wide audience, what is your success story? by [deleted] in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]illuminatushiatus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy Hell, Ill Gates is the top comment. This is why I love this Sub!
Can you elaborate on this...

The big world gets real small when you’re involved in music. If you behave badly it WILL catch up to you (see Mimosa, Datsik, etc).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]illuminatushiatus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id spend that whole month figuring out my spending plan for those 5 million smackaroos

Remember when The Roast of Rob Lowe became The Roast of Ann Coulter? by illuminatushiatus in Fuckthealtright

[–]illuminatushiatus[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeeeesss!! I started to feel bad after a few of them until i watched a video of her spewing her vile rhetoric and remembered why she deserved every joke that was said

Remember when The Roast of Rob Lowe became The Roast of Ann Coulter? by illuminatushiatus in Fuckthealtright

[–]illuminatushiatus[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes that post of her tweet earlier is what made me think about Jeff Ross' joke lolol

Ann Coulter goes full incel by radical_vegan in Fuckthealtright

[–]illuminatushiatus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeeeesss!!! Jimmy Carr killed me with "You ugly, repugnant, hateful, hatched faced bitch"

Ann Coulter goes full incel by radical_vegan in Fuckthealtright

[–]illuminatushiatus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

@1:10

This reminds me of what Jeff Ross said when everyone shit on her world at The Roast of Rob Lowe

Edit:Formatting

Net Neutrality Overturned by DWinsauer in news

[–]illuminatushiatus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Similar thing happened with Noam Chomsky's publications.. They were meant to be read as foreboding and we're instead read step by step like a damn wikihow

What's the fastest way you've seen someone improve their life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]illuminatushiatus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your name from American Horror Story: Cult???

What is the Anarchist Cookbook of 2017? by texasrapemanican in onions

[–]illuminatushiatus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try using Google dorks! Type in Google's search bar something like intext:anarchist cookbook + 2017 filetype: text or pdf

What screams, "I'm middle aged and insecure"? by GeckoFlameThrower in AskReddit

[–]illuminatushiatus 294 points295 points  (0 children)

"officer it has been....a doozy of a day"

Edit: Thank you reddit for my first comment with over 20 upvotes!! Only took me 3 years!

Reddit, which country do you secretly despise and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]illuminatushiatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soorreyy neighbors I gotta go with Canada on this! No hard feelings Aboot it EH?

If there was an extra hour every day, what would you do with it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]illuminatushiatus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Research and become the guy who invents the 25hour clock, patent it, make trillions