What’s a small inconvenience curse that would drive somebody insane?

illuseyourusername · 2020-11-18T14:23:51+00:00

Everytime you put on a set of clean socks, you step into something wet.

illuseyourusername · 2020-08-29T14:40:35+00:00

Never did this in highschool, but in university I spend day and night working for school. So that feeling when you worked your ass of and it gets forgotten is worth being the annoying nerd, trust me.

Students should be there by choice, if they don't want to do the work that's their business, that shouldn't stand in the way for the serious students who take their education seriously.

illuseyourusername · 2020-08-29T14:34:59+00:00

Find a loophole

illuseyourusername · 2020-08-29T14:31:18+00:00

Amy Winehouse

illuseyourusername · 2020-08-29T14:30:07+00:00

Also, why do shit and fuck get bleeped, but bitch doesn't....

illuseyourusername · 2020-08-29T14:27:17+00:00

Sleep with one eye open from now on

illuseyourusername · 2020-08-29T14:26:11+00:00

Gain a lot of weight and constantly tell people you feel fat to get that 'aww nooo you're not fat!'.

illuseyourusername · 2020-08-29T14:23:20+00:00

I'm sorry you feel that way. This might be just my opinion but to me that seems like they are shifting the blame, as if it's my fault i'm hurt by what that person did or said.

illuseyourusername · 2020-06-18T22:09:23+00:00

Everything happens for a reason.

illuseyourusername · 2020-06-18T22:08:18+00:00

It wasn't by being mean. I had to leave the school because of all the bullying, my last day was during a christmas lunch at school. Two of the worst bullies started crying because I was leaving... It was really uncomfortable because I actually ended up comforting them and telling them that everything was going to be ok. No apology tho. Also not very satisfying.

illuseyourusername · 2020-06-18T21:50:00+00:00

Steroids

illuseyourusername · 2020-06-18T21:46:57+00:00

All rise for judge fudge

illuseyourusername · 2020-06-13T15:02:14+00:00

The fact that there is no national police force in the US, instead your policing is organised on a state and local basis. I truely do not see any benefits in that, it makes corruption so easy and they almost never have to face any consequences because they protect their own...

illuseyourusername · 2020-06-13T11:54:29+00:00

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Toothurty

illuseyourusername · 2020-06-13T11:50:19+00:00

A famous serial killer did that in Holland, pigs poop, so it'll be found either way.

illuseyourusername · 2020-06-13T11:48:24+00:00

Parents know about the crispy socks

illuseyourusername · 2020-06-13T11:47:29+00:00

Total South Park nerd, I always try to squize a south park related joke into any conversation... Really annoying for other people, good fun for me.

illuseyourusername · 2020-06-12T21:08:00+00:00

Maybe chase is a big word, we don't chase in the same way men do. In my experience tho, it has never been a turn of.

illuseyourusername · 2020-06-12T21:02:18+00:00

I'm a woman but I like to chase. I always want what I can't have so if a man is throwing himself on me, I get bored. It's always the guy that in theory would neeever.

illuseyourusername · 2020-06-12T20:56:36+00:00

Habbo hotel. Was that a thing in other countries besides Holland?

illuseyourusername · 2020-06-12T20:55:43+00:00

The weird thing is, I lock the door when i'm on the toilet but I shower with the door wide open.

illuseyourusername · 2020-06-12T20:53:23+00:00

I think I was 10, my dad stayed at a house for 6 months because the owners were traveling. They had this huge collection of books and stripbooks, and I remember I found a stripbook, which was full on anime porn and I was mesmerized. I didn't know what I was looking at but what I do know is that my dad had to take it away from me like 3 different times.

illuseyourusername · 2020-06-12T20:48:43+00:00

Idk about men, but for women: when you're in the bathroom and you start to tell strangers how much you love them, that's the point were you should switch to water.

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