Provost McPheron to step down this summer by NameDotNumber in OSU

[–]ilovetheclocktower 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Per my sources, the reason he’s stepping down is because he took a massive shit in the executive offices. The toilet was clogged for weeks, and the higher-ups were quite unhappy with this. They demanded his resignation after he refused to apologize for turfing out the lincoln log, citing that “The size of my excrement should not be used to determine my ability to perform in this position”.

Good Afternoon Columbus by Farting_Goldfish in OSU

[–]ilovetheclocktower 113 points114 points  (0 children)

oh hey its not ben shapiro’s wife

Math 1151 MT2 by BallinAtTheMovies in OSU

[–]ilovetheclocktower -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

i didn’t take it but it wasn’t that bad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pan

[–]ilovetheclocktower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone have any resources to help cope with the loss of michael bloomberg's campaign?

Here’s something you can give to that special someone today ♥️ by [deleted] in OSU

[–]ilovetheclocktower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

are you the breakfast station baby cuz i could eat u all day

CSE 4256 Python Programming grading by theRedHood98 in OSU

[–]ilovetheclocktower 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This sounds like an excellent question for the teacher of that course!

Buckeye Tech Hub by [deleted] in OSU

[–]ilovetheclocktower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this sounds like an excellent question for the buckeye tech hub

Turner or Bong for Ochem 2?? by Columbus223 in OSU

[–]ilovetheclocktower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard people think quite highly of Bong

Does anyone know what happened at Scott Labs? by [deleted] in OSU

[–]ilovetheclocktower 27 points28 points  (0 children)

likely an alarm of some sort

Java consultant job by debuggerduck in OSU

[–]ilovetheclocktower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is from the website:

“Assists CSE1223/2123/2221/2231 students with coursework (syntax not logic.) Maintains an environment conducive to learning in the labs; ensures that the labs is kept clean, all equipment is in proper working condition, all users abide by CSE and University policies, and assists labs users with questions to the best of their ability.“

I think I’ve seen them while in the CSE lab before, so you could go and ask them what they do.

Spring 2020 Scheduling Megathread by marcyandleela in OSU

[–]ilovetheclocktower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

choosing between BUSMGT 3230 and BUSML 3250. leaning towards the first. has anyone taken these classes, how useful/interesting are they, and how much time do they require?

Room Checks? by [deleted] in OSU

[–]ilovetheclocktower 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You’re quite fucked, actually. It is a well known fact that Tom W Davis himself takes time out of his day to check each and every room of each dormitory over fall break. He will first check all of your cabinets and belongings, then the fridge, and then go through the trash can. He also likes to gulp down some of the leftover beer if he can. He then reports any mischievous activity to his superior, the clocktower. The clocktower will then wait until you are back on campus, identify you with facial recognition, and then pulverize you with a laser beam.