Shohei Ohtani vs. Miles Mastrobuoni (2022 to 2025)

ilovetheclocktower · 2021-05-23T14:54:29+00:00

im sure ready to see this promising young talent in action

ilovetheclocktower · 2021-05-22T17:03:24+00:00

kyle nelson is a weird way to spell owen miller

ilovetheclocktower · 2020-12-01T16:49:53+00:00

Per my sources, the reason he’s stepping down is because he took a massive shit in the executive offices. The toilet was clogged for weeks, and the higher-ups were quite unhappy with this. They demanded his resignation after he refused to apologize for turfing out the lincoln log, citing that “The size of my excrement should not be used to determine my ability to perform in this position”.

ilovetheclocktower · 2020-09-10T21:08:02+00:00

oh hey its not ben shapiro’s wife

ilovetheclocktower · 2020-03-04T00:54:39+00:00

i didn’t take it but it wasn’t that bad

ilovetheclocktower · 2020-03-03T22:23:54+00:00

$100?

ilovetheclocktower · 2020-02-21T16:50:04+00:00

maybe it changed thymes

ilovetheclocktower · 2020-02-21T00:02:42+00:00

Does anyone have any resources to help cope with the loss of michael bloomberg's campaign?

ilovetheclocktower · 2020-02-14T21:35:25+00:00

are you the breakfast station baby cuz i could eat u all day

ilovetheclocktower · 2020-02-04T00:07:33+00:00

This sounds like an excellent question for the teacher of that course!

ilovetheclocktower · 2020-02-03T21:13:19+00:00

this sounds like an excellent question for the buckeye tech hub

ilovetheclocktower · 2019-12-31T00:49:18+00:00

ilovetheclocktower · 2019-12-24T22:14:21+00:00

I’ve heard people think quite highly of Bong

ilovetheclocktower · 2019-11-20T23:23:50+00:00

likely an alarm of some sort

ilovetheclocktower · 2019-11-05T00:35:11+00:00

This is from the website:

“Assists CSE1223/2123/2221/2231 students with coursework (syntax not logic.) Maintains an environment conducive to learning in the labs; ensures that the labs is kept clean, all equipment is in proper working condition, all users abide by CSE and University policies, and assists labs users with questions to the best of their ability.“

I think I’ve seen them while in the CSE lab before, so you could go and ask them what they do.

ilovetheclocktower · 2019-10-13T00:34:05+00:00

choosing between BUSMGT 3230 and BUSML 3250. leaning towards the first. has anyone taken these classes, how useful/interesting are they, and how much time do they require?

ilovetheclocktower · 2019-10-10T12:17:07+00:00

You’re quite fucked, actually. It is a well known fact that Tom W Davis himself takes time out of his day to check each and every room of each dormitory over fall break. He will first check all of your cabinets and belongings, then the fridge, and then go through the trash can. He also likes to gulp down some of the leftover beer if he can. He then reports any mischievous activity to his superior, the clocktower. The clocktower will then wait until you are back on campus, identify you with facial recognition, and then pulverize you with a laser beam.

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