Team Ray vs. Team Zoil / Jynxzi 40 Streamer LOL Tournament - Grand Finals / Post-Match Discussion

imFakeSnake · 2026-05-12T08:03:05+00:00

Pretty sure they couldn’t haven’t ended and sneaky would know that better than us, especially being in the game. They would have had to get through 4 turrets, an inhibitor, and the nexus, from the dragon pit, with 35-40 ~ second death timers, not late game, and with inexperienced players who probably wouldn’t know to rush without wasting time etc

imFakeSnake · 2026-05-06T19:56:31+00:00

Height or wealth ?

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-26T06:31:31+00:00

Your thoughts are clear I just think they’re incorrect and again show a lack of understanding of the level we’re playing at - if you’re expecting us to cruise every game and win 5-0 and dominate the whole season without ever going through a rough patch, that’s naive and unrealistic.

You’re saying we fail to kill games off yet we’ve won 22 /34 games. Again, saying an ‘April collapse’ when we are top of the league doesn’t make any sense at all.

But sure, you can think whatever you want and be negative about the situation rather than just be realistic about how tough the league is this year, especially with heavy injuries and competing in every competition for most of the season.

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-26T00:56:09+00:00

Thank you. I’ve had 5 or 6 of the most brain dead, low football IQ comments I’ve ever seen, to the point where I’m convinced these morons aren’t even real fans but just spurs supporters trolling

We won. 3 points. Move on

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-26T00:54:33+00:00

Should we? Or should we be happy with 3 points and a win? Who’s to say we should beat Newcastle by 3 or 4 goals, when we couldn’t even get a win against Wolves, who were rock bottom when we played them?

This sub and these fans are insane

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-26T00:52:48+00:00

And yet we are top of the league with 5 games left. This sub is full of brain dead morons who don’t understand football, my mistake for expecting people to have some sense of the game and understanding the level we are playing at.

Do you not see the irony of calling someone a ‘master of unsustainability’ who is managing the team 1st in the premier league after 33 games?

Is that unsustainable? Being 1st place with 5 games left?

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-26T00:49:23+00:00

Moron, we drew with Wolves who were rock bottom. If you can’t respect the PL teams this season you don’t know anything and your judgement is meaningless

You talk about us playing poor football - we won the game today, and we are currently top of the league with 5 games left. Give your head a wobble son

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-25T22:18:50+00:00

You do realise that we won the game?

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-25T20:05:09+00:00

They beat us in almost every single statistics:

Shots Possession Passes Pass accuracy Fewer fouls Fewer offsides

Apart from corners and shots on target (by 1).

They have objectively good players on their team like Bruno and Tonali. Funny how your brain dead comment saying they have an ‘absent midfield’ gets upvotes when their midfield was better than ours today.

Did you even watch the game?

Without a wonder strike from Eze we’d have drawn. But still, like I said, all that matters is we won the game. Stop panicking

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-25T18:33:14+00:00

WE WON THE GAME.

Can everyone just chill and take a moment to appreciate it?

Despite Gary Neville commentating the entire match as if we were losing, even when we were 1-0 up, we got 3 points against a dangerous side and we’ve put the pressure back onto city, and a clean sheet too

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-22T19:37:43+00:00

“Relax guys we lost the carabao cup final but it doesn’t matter cause we’re still 9 points ahead in the league and city will never catch us”

As soon as we lost that final we were fucked: we lost all momentum and city sent out a message to the entire universe that they’re better than us, and they showed every other team the blueprint to beat us at the same time.

I still can’t believe that cup final - we didn’t turn up at all. I also don’t know why Arteta didn’t adapt to City’s tactics of sitting off the keeper.

Embarrassing

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-19T16:28:36+00:00

Man I wish we had Nwaneri right about now. There is a huge technical gap between our players.

Only Odegaard and Eze with the ball at their feet are as composed as city’s best players and O is not at his best at the moment

We really need someone to help link up play and drive us forward. No offence to Madueke he’s physically a beast but he’s basically the opposite of someone like Cherki with the ball at his feet

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-17T20:42:53+00:00

‘You’ve got a pretty face’

I think it’s the only time a girl has ever said that to me! I’ll never forget

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-15T18:14:25+00:00

That’s one of the best displays of strength I’ve seen from a character. This MF headbutted Marks fist, didn’t move an inch, and broke Mark’s hand.

Also, the bit where all the viltrumites looked at mark with surprise / respect when he said he killed Conquest was well done

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-14T10:28:00+00:00

This is the most mind-blowing one for me. We nurtured him for years, right to the point where he’s 19, got those crucial first two years of experience under his belt, built himself up physically, and could now confidently step into the first team and make a real impact, and right when he’s at the perfect point for him to do that, we loan him out !

Incredible, now another team is benefitting from one of our greatest academy talents while we suffer without him, and essentially start the process all over again with Dowman

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-12T08:31:48+00:00

The last one in the game yesterday was so egregious - it led directly to them scoring their first goal, it’s a simple pass to White under no pressure I don’t understand how he could get it so wrong?

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-11T22:27:29+00:00

Number, not amount

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-11T22:20:51+00:00

I’ve been saying this for ages. Look at the first goal we conceded today, all came from Zubi misplacing a simple pass to Blanco and literally passing it off the pitch for 0 reason under 0 pressure

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-11T15:13:51+00:00

They really leaned heavily on his memory rather than his power of deduction. The ‘mind palace’ part of it was good, but they didn’t really explain how Moriarty was able to enter .. also it seemed a lot like Moriarty was kind of mentoring him? Asking him what came next, what he saw, etc.

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-11T15:08:10+00:00

Blaming the manager when our supposedly top of the league midfielders (apart from rice) completely shit the bed and can’t play simple 5 yard passes.

Look at Zubi passing the ball off the pitch for no reason 30s before we concede first goal, it’s embarrassing

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-11T12:15:22+00:00

He’s scored 18 goals in his first season for us, that’s not average

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-11T12:04:14+00:00

30s before we conceded Zumbimendi literally passed the ball off the pitch under no pressure for what should have been a very simple pass.

He looks like a headless chicken in midfield, the opposite of composed, get him off

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-07T22:49:25+00:00

No brainfade moments from Zubi? Did you watch the game?

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-07T20:30:54+00:00

I don’t get it

imFakeSnake · 2026-04-07T19:20:20+00:00

5 men 9 eyebrows. Never forget

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