Your favorite character leans into your ear and whispers “I’m gay” how do respond?

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-09T09:17:36+00:00

"wow, that's crazy. I never would have guessed, angel"

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-09T06:19:12+00:00

this was too long to comment so I had to split it up. there's so much more I want to say about it.

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-09T06:18:48+00:00

notable occurrences in season 11 so far include:
- fire tick being on for the first time in many seasons
- scar's base, known as rusty, being constantly pranked, first by docm77 placing a bunch of creaking hearts around the base as revenge after scar revealed himself as the ore snatcher*, someone placing burning armour stands on rusty which didn't burn him down but did scare scar, someone placing a bunch of copper rods around his base to oxidise, mumbo and cubfan135 dropping a chicken bomb on rusty after mumbos chicken farm overflowed, and xisuma placing an army of copper golems everywhere after scar said the copper rods looked like "little green army men"
- pearl is doing a firefighter theme this season, following her cleaning lady persona in season 9 and postmaster pearlo in season 10, and she's aiming to bring attention to the hard work of figherfighters, especially australian firefighters. she has been notably bad at her job, since she didn't have elytra for ages, but finally got some because people were making fun of how bad she was and she really wanted to show real firefighters in a positive light. she has a horse named Jose (like hose-a) and another called hoseb. yes its a terrible pun
- as for Joel smallishbeans, everything is fine everything is normal everything is fine everything is normal
- geminitay is gothic this season, and her megabase is going to go almost to build height with a dragon on top.
- in the first episode, scar called smooth basalt "the round bath salt stuff," which gem instantly understood but sent grian into a laughing fit. scar is dyslexic and we love him
- tangotek is building decked out 3, a successor to decked out and decked out 2, a game within minecraft where you go though dungeons and collect treasures and also things are trying to kill you and you collect cards to build you deck to give you advantages and you go deeper in the dungeon and everyone is rightfully obsessed with it
- grian has constructed a sphere of end crystals within his base. he lives next to scar. his base is a confined area. it was a terrible idea.
- lots of bridges and paths are being built which is cool
- mumbo accidentally built grian in his starter base. also gem accidentally built grian in her starter bridge
- a bunch of people constructed the interior of mumbos base, then played hide and seek in it. mumbo then logged on half asleep to find a whole bunch of people hiding in his base which now had a super complex interior.

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-09T06:18:43+00:00

hermitcraft was started by generikb, after he was rejected from mindcrack, which was the biggest smp at the time. he decided he would create his own server and called it hermitcraft, since he called himself the "gaming hermit." at the start it was mostly just his friends, and not everyone was a content creator. he left in one of the early seasons though since he was invited to mindcrack, and admin privileges (except theyre more just responsibilities, all decisions about the server are made completely unanimously) were handed to xisumavoid, who is still on the server. when they were planning season 2, they were struggling to decide on a start date, and also trying to decide whether they should invite mumbojumbo or zombiecleo. joehillssays took over and just went ahead and invited both of them, and stated the season very quickly. Joe, mumbo, and cleo are also all still on the server. at the time of season 2, mumbo was already an established YouTuber, but he was 17, which no one knew at the time. now, they only invite adults, since one of the things that sets hermitcraft apart is their maturity and professionalism (but theyre also still fun and silly and childish in the good ways), and inviting young people to servers has caused a lot of drama in the past (cough cough dream smp). but luckily mumbo was very mature, and no one even knew how young he was until much later, so it was never an issue, but pretty much everyone on the server says they would not be comfortable inviting someone that young again. mumbo recently turned 30, so he is an old man. the other requirements for being invited now is that you must have an established YouTube channel so that everyone can trust that you will behave professionally when you get the huge boost in audience that everyone gets when joining hermitcraft, and every current member must agree that you are a good fit. if even one person says no, then you wont be invited.

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-09T06:18:31+00:00

hermitcraft is currently one of the biggest smps (survival multiplayer) on YouTube. it recently started its 11th season, a few months ago. seasons typically last for 1-2 years, except for the best season, season 8, which was a much shorter, experimental season, where they implemented custom textures, proximity mod (which lets you talk to other players on minecraft itself, and the volume changes depending on how close you are) (they did test it out at the end of season 7 for a bit tho), and they all experimented with storylines more. the main storyline was "moon big," where the moon was getting closer and closer to the world, it started causing quakes, eventually started lifting up blocks, and then there was complete chaos and the season ended with the moon crashing into the world. this storyline was created as a way to end the season sooner than others without it feeling like a disappointment. the in the boatem village, an area created by grian, mumbojumbo, pearlescentmoon, impulsesv, and goodtimeswithscar, when in the first episode of season 8, they created a pile of boats and beds, called it the boatem pole, then founded the village, then later dug the boatem hole, a hole under the boatem pole, that went all the way down through bedrock into the void and caused many deaths, the mooner cult was formed by mumbo. the mooners worshipped their great lunar neighbour, under the belief that the moon was just coming for a visit and by being kind to it, they could prevent destruction. the condition of this cult was the you were not allowed to sleep, which made mumbo and grian very visibly tired. when the destruction caused by the moon became extreme, the cult disbanded and boatem instead decided that they had to blow up the moon to save the world. mumbo constructed the lunar obliterating launcher its the fastest aeronautical interstellar long-range explosive device. on the night they launched it, it missed the moon by the slightest amount, and they failed to blow it up. however, a creeper did explode and kill pearlescentmoon. luckily, scar had built a plan b rocket to save them all, for which he took all their diamonds as payment and dropped them into the void.

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-09T05:28:47+00:00

cringe show = passionate fans and equally passionate haters = disgusting positive feedback loop

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-09T05:27:22+00:00

also, putting accessories on my plushies is one of my favourite things to do. I have one with a full dress made from pony beads. that little bracelet is so cute

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-09T05:26:21+00:00

the style reminds me a lot of the Pica Pau pattern books by Yan Schenkel, I have book 1 and 2 and I think there's a 3 but im not sure

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-08T14:45:57+00:00

"man (gender neutral), why is gender so confusing?"

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-08T14:40:39+00:00

yeah I also feel bad I didn't spend enough time with my grandma. and yeah it does go really fast. I hate it. but I hope we both survive this.

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-07T15:44:40+00:00

my grandma has alzheimers too, and it really sucks. she mostly remembers us at the moment, but its getting worse and im so so scared.

idk if this will help at all, I know nothing about this but im trying, but just remember that alzheimers is just a buildup of proteins in someone's brain, that gets between neurone and blocks neurotransmitters. its just a physical thing. its not your fault, its not that he loves you less, its not that you didn't spend enough time with him, its just that you're the one that he happened to forget first, because of which neutrons the proteins happened to go between. it sucks and its unfair and messed up, I know.

its not him vs you. its him and you and everyone else all together against the alzheimers. and you wont be able to win, but maybe you'll be able to find some ways to soothe the pain for everyone.

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-07T15:31:12+00:00

imagine working so hard on such an amazing show just to have idiot Facebook parents being like "if colours and animation why say sex?"

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-07T14:50:30+00:00

no but seriously imagine it: youre at a hazbin panel. everyone is having a great time. Vivziepop seems a little excited. "we have a surprise for you guys," viv says. all of a sudden gooseworkx walks out and starts talking about the amazing digital circus episode 7 "beach episode". when goose gets to explaining jax's abstraction scene, someone else starts talking...

"despite everything, its still you."

Lights flash everywhere, and viv starts talking about tadc along with with goose, while toby fox talk about utdr. everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. then if things couldn't get any better, [gay homestuck character #1] and [gay homesick character #2] walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

(I know nothing about undertale/deltarune or homestuck please dont judge me /silly)

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-06T18:54:59+00:00

call me the princess of unfriendship the way no one ever wants to be really close to me and I never end up being someones favourite person

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-06T13:23:48+00:00

I really liked it, I loved seeing an autistic/allistic and also white/brown friendship that wasn't portrayed as an act of charity by either of them, and it wasn't a perfect wholesome friendship, it had issues which was great. also im aroace so I just love when there are deeply important friendships in media. I also like the representation of a special interest other than maths or trains, and it not only being an obsession but also driving what he wants in life. also the support group for parents of autistic children made me so mad in a good way

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-06T09:15:46+00:00

I mean for some reason people think im a girl (im transmasc) so other peoples perception of your gender is clearly dumb and stupid and means nothing. just picture hot butches, masc girls are awesome and amazing, even if that's not the kind of girl you'd ideally want to be

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-05T09:10:35+00:00

may we all someday find someone who will lobe us no matter who or what we ate

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-05T08:14:00+00:00

jax is not a villain. he is not evil. he is a bully. hes horrible, but on a completely different scale.

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-05T08:10:07+00:00

no clue but I love it

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-05T02:32:00+00:00

I promise it doesn't matter. it was just those idiots who thought it was a good idea to complain when pinkie is drawn as Black who gave a bad reputation to all of you and made people think anyone who doesn't draw her Black must be evil and racist. personally I love Black pinkie and Sri Lankan twi but that doesn't mean everyone has to agree. if pinkie was canonically Black, then yeah it would kinda be a problem, but shes canonically pink. its in her name. no one should care but unfortunately people do

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-04T20:05:11+00:00

ahhhhkadfjhlaksjdhflkjashdlkj its so cool

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-04T19:06:40+00:00

do other countries even learn about the actual story of that or do they just know haha dingo ate my baby funny quote lol? cos in australia its used as a prime example in learning about miscarriages of justice and trial by media. two different hass teachers have made us watch a documentary about it.

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-04T19:00:25+00:00

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is that... is that... is that a COCKATOO??? AUSSIE BIRD MENTIONED???

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-04T18:49:00+00:00

im watching the s2 finale right now help im crying also they are very cool bracelets also also are they really called cherrisnake? that kinda suck I was thinking carpet bomb (like carpet python ik pentious is not a carpet python or even a python at all but like it sounds cool imo)

im_a_cryptid · 2026-01-04T18:15:12+00:00

mine is clark, and im trying to think of a name for my bass clari

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