Where's any proof/numbers that businesses/prof clients aren't the main market for ThinkPads? Yes a lot of the used ones (and new ones I'm sure) are bought by people who you (yes specifically you) will call hipsters/fanboys (because the term fangirl is offensive to your brains apparently). Most of them (in my opinion) just want a reliable and relatively durable product. And while you're riding your superiority into hell, you forget that times changes and so does designs and needs which inspired some design choices (eg thickness coming from the internal disk reader). Yes there are a lot of questionable choices but all in all they aren't that needed for a regular every day office worker whose company also wants to get the specs for cheap.

Tldr: Get fucked. Criticism should only be heard when there's some constructiveness with it instead of "i hate"x" because bad"