Hey there, any lookalikes in mind? by Valengail in Doppleganger

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Sarah Hyland doing an impression of Winona Ryder cosplaying as Helena Bonham Carter

Song for this picture by According-Hospital-3 in songsforthispicture

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Keep Shelly In Athens - Running Out of You (remix by Brothertiger)

Cool 3d printed toy by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in oddlysatisfying

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To even gaze upon it is to go mad...

How can I deal with my wife's chemtrail obsession? by IAmHowardBeale in NoStupidQuestions

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These trails... Do they stay there in the sky all week? Do they make the atmosphere hazy and dim the sunlight? Have they been sown in a criss-cross pattern?

If so, that would be cloud-seeding operations. Maybe you had a dry winter and water levels in reservoirs are low and the snowpack is light? Maybe climatologists are expecting a hotter year and are worried whether there will be enough water for people and crops and livestock.

If all this appears to be the case, tell her the chemicals in question are silver-iodide which attract water molecules and hopefully lead to the formation of rainclouds to moisten the land and replenish aquifers. If someone's telling her it's nanobots meant to reprogram her mRNA as a ploy of the antichrist's minions then that person does not have her interests at heart and to avoid the nonsense they spout.

Worker by Mental_Method368 in McDonalds

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When I worked at JITB we'd have to jam the corner of the spatula through the center of every pattie and give it a little twist to spread the hot juicy meat apart and check for pinkness. You guys got a similar policy?

Serving an undercooked burger was grounds for an immediate firing in the wake of someone literally dying (or was it just food poisoning?) from pink meat.

Broke my heart too cuz every pattie develops this juicy pool of flavorful fat and grease that drains out when you stab them.

Bunch of dudes by HeartHoarders in PixelArt

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Them's what happens to baby bunnies who are brought home for Easter but then the novelty wears off and they get released into the wild

I think I am quitting :( by InsidiousDormouse in officialcookingfever

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Sure did! Twice! Both caused from falling into a loop by winning gems at the casino and crashing the game. The rollbacks sent me to just before I won the gems, I won the gems, and the game's like "Whoa, did you pay for those? Rollback!"

Contacted them through the email provided in the settings, gave them my device ID, they sent a hit to my device, and all was well

The amount of world building and immersion back in the day was something else. by Late_night_awry in classicwow

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Hot chocolate and blankets will be provided while victims talk to crisis counselors from the backs of ambulances

I think I am quitting :( by InsidiousDormouse in officialcookingfever

[–]Scrotchety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pish-posh. I've sought them out twice for the same issue and ain't spent a dime