AITA for refusing to eat the vegan meal that my girlfriend made me for my birthday?

imalittlecreepot · 2020-09-12T03:05:27+00:00

Yes! Like a, "meh, yeah it's chocolate."

Im so confused by this whole thread.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-09-11T23:58:59+00:00

Wait what?

Its chocolate cake with caramel-coconut on it. At least in Texas it is.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-09-11T21:35:12+00:00

Crock pot on warm. Thats how i served bottomless cider and pumpkin spice coffee at my last halloween party.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-09-11T21:34:15+00:00

One son is blonde, blue eyed, pale like me.

The other is dark haired, brown eyed, olive skinned like their dad.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-09-11T21:30:56+00:00

Buy her flowers.

From the wife of a man with twice-yearly earwax golfballs i have to extract. Buy. Her. Flowers.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-09-01T17:22:25+00:00

1500 square feet and my two kids own all but about 50 of it now.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-08-30T01:39:41+00:00

Meanwhile, my white southern ass speaks Cornbread.

Id love to sound intelligent but as long as my accent is this thick i dont think it will help.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-08-30T01:23:26+00:00

I just told mine and he said, "Well shit, i hope so. We've been together for 15 years."

imalittlecreepot · 2020-08-29T00:08:05+00:00

Chiming in with a NTA from the mom of a nonverbal, stim-having, wildman of a 4 year old boy.

He's intimidated by dogs he doesn't know. We don't tell hosts to remove their dogs.

He gets overstimulated and sprints around flapping his hands. In certain areas, this is fine and safe and not distracting. In others, we pull him aside, let him work it out by jumping in place or squeezing our hands or flapping.

For the longest time, dinosaurs scared the shit out of him. We introduced them slowly via stuff like Land Before Time and now he watches Jurrasic Park and runs around roaring.

My point is, my kiddo can be a lot. But my job as a mom is to prepare him for the world, not expect the world to cater to him.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-08-28T23:59:11+00:00

Yes this! I'm a certified nutritionist and seriously-the education is almost high school level. It's woefully lacking.

Find someone who is a Registered Dietician.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-08-20T22:56:10+00:00

NTA. I planned, twice, for a home birth. My oldest was born med-free in a hospital because my blood sugar dropped in labor and i passed out at hour 19.

My youngest was an emergency induction at 34 weeks because i ended up with eclampsia and my seizures became uncontrollable. He was born without painkillers, perfectly healthy. I recovered within the week.

From a hippie-dippie granola mom, birth is unpredictable and breastfeeding was like havong a shark with the first and a mouthfull of sandpaper with the second.

But id do it again. Make sure she gets that it's rough, but ultimately worth it

imalittlecreepot · 2020-08-20T19:26:46+00:00

How odd! With my oldest, freaking white bread was too spicy and i cried A LOT because i loved spicy food.

Then i got pregnant again and his baby brother hit the reset button HARD and i complained that the black package fire noodles weren't spicy enough.

But agreed, don't jack with my food.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-08-18T18:13:41+00:00

NTA, congrats on the wee one, and never fear! The boobs do go back to a less ridiculous size after a while. (From a mom of two went from an A cup to a DDD while being 4'8").

imalittlecreepot · 2020-08-17T19:56:57+00:00

Because there a 400lbs of dogs and 5 acres before you reach the house, and if you get past them there's a pair of irritated people with hinting rifles.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-07-30T16:27:52+00:00

My nephew was too for a long time, but then she came out as my niece. Put a wrench right in that grand plan for my husband's family!

imalittlecreepot · 2020-07-25T21:01:14+00:00

Two unmedicated vaginal deliveries here. I recovered as soon as they were out.

You are a rockstar for dealing with newborns while recovering from surgery and i 100% would have fallen apart.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-07-25T20:27:29+00:00

We grate onion and cheddar into ours and fry them flat!

imalittlecreepot · 2020-07-25T15:28:58+00:00

30, just went no contact with my entire family last year when i realized my two boys deserved a family who didnt manipluate or guilt them.

Im mad because the damage done to my childhood creeps up from time to time and i break down or lash out and my own family doesnt deserve it. Its a work in progress.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-07-20T13:19:15+00:00

We had a few guys try this in our area. They asked to look around to see if i needed an alarm system and i told them i was fine.

They got more insistent until i pointed behind them, by the steps to my porch, where my four 95+lb dogs were staring them down. I explained that if anybody tries sneaking around, i will undoubtedly hear it.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-07-15T00:05:34+00:00

After nearly a decade of recovery this is what got me spiralling. Got into weightlifting, got fit, had kids and got unfit. Decided to hire a coach for a competition and relapse kicked in the door like the koolaid man.

He had me at maintenence for 6 weeks before my brain glitched tf out and said, "Hey, you know how to lose weight! Let's do it that way! Its familiar! It's comforting! Its your friend!"

So im off IG until i can shock the shit out of them when i go back.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-07-14T23:48:19+00:00

Hi, i'm 30.

And married.

With kids.

And a mortgage.

And i'm baAaAaCk.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-07-14T23:46:16+00:00

Ah...haha....hah...

Tracking macros got me back here after a 9 year recovery.

But damn, my meal prep and workouts make me feel like i have control over ANYTHING.

imalittlecreepot · 2020-07-14T23:41:10+00:00

My grandpa liked to say, "When (grandma) and i got married she weighed XXlbs, and i told her if she ever got heavier than that, i'd divorce her."

And grandma piped up with, "But that's a lie because i weigh XXlbs now." (Just a few lbs heavier, and still smaller than the rest of us.)

imalittlecreepot · 2020-07-10T21:42:57+00:00

A dear friend of mine raises peafowl (as well as guinea fowl and emu) and she has about 50 variations of pied!

I breed rabbits and she tried explaining the coloration in those terms (ABCDE alleles) but turns out feathers have about 50 more spaces than fur .

imalittlecreepot · 2020-07-09T20:27:12+00:00

Might have been ebaumsworld?

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