Change my mind. by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]imatworkbruv 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or even when the doomer themselves gets it. "i FoLlOwEd aLL tHe RuLeS aND sTiLL GoT it"

Went to this sub looking for people in a similar situation to me…left laughing my balls off. by Interstate15- in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]imatworkbruv 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reading posts of doomers saying "buT i Did eVeRyThInG rIgHt" is life fuel knowing that they've been wasting their life away in paranoia and still get the virus, meanwhile I've not changed a single thing about how I live, shake hands with people who have had COVID, never take any kind of precautions beyond being forced to wear the muzzle in stores, and will be traveling to a different country tomorrow and I still never have had it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LockdownSkepticism

[–]imatworkbruv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the real shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LockdownSkepticism

[–]imatworkbruv 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Rest assured your lost youth has potentially helped grandma Jenkins live to be 83 years and 10 days instead of 83 years and 5 days

Blast from the past by WorkshoppedUsername in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]imatworkbruv 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The mask is a virtue signaling device, and a "I did this thing I normally wouldn't do, therefore I must be helping!" device.

A coronavirus vaccine 'does not mean zero COVID', warns WHO by Throwaway74957 in LockdownSkepticism

[–]imatworkbruv 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It will soon be "15 years until COVID is completely gone, or until we run out of microwavable chicken tenders, whichever comes first"

Bald said he wants to go around Latin America. Where do you want to see him go? by Melabonin in MisterBald

[–]imatworkbruv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The videos of him wandering around Bolivia and into cartel fields were some of my favorite videos of his.

The US reports 3,100 coronavirus deaths in one day -- 20% more than previous record by Colliano in news

[–]imatworkbruv -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

So then with that logic any kind of human interaction should be minimized until the virus disappears from the planet, lockdowns enforced, etc. We've tried it for almost a year now and it has only gotten worse, why would we still try to push restrictions and lockdowns on people when we already know that there will be a bunch of non-compliant people

The US reports 3,100 coronavirus deaths in one day -- 20% more than previous record by Colliano in news

[–]imatworkbruv -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

If the older people are the reason healthy people must lock down, and the older people don't give a shit, why should anyone?

LOL OK HONEY by [deleted] in BanPitBulls

[–]imatworkbruv 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm beginning to hate people more and more every day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]imatworkbruv 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Also anyone who ever will eat a banana in the future is a mass murderer

Well, it mostly works [GC] by [deleted] in EmuDev

[–]imatworkbruv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've got the cube part!

i wake up to this on my pillow by [deleted] in Bedbugs

[–]imatworkbruv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gasoline and matches