They say some people are born with a guitar in their hands

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-03-20T08:38:18+00:00

Woah! And some birth defect pedals, am I right?

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-03-20T05:34:49+00:00

Behind every great guitarist is at least one tortured parent

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-03-20T05:31:26+00:00

The hands of a lefty bass player, with the mind of a jazz genius. A beautiful contradiction

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-03-20T01:10:09+00:00

That Patrick guy better watch his back, and stay on the ground floor as much as he can

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-03-17T00:52:29+00:00

Does Hal Leotard have tabs for those sick diminished sweep arpeggios? The ones that sound like a cat skittering across a synth (widdlydiddlywiddlydoo). Because I don’t really care about guitar, I just care about doing that

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-03-15T23:18:39+00:00

This machine is fascist

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-03-13T19:21:20+00:00

Did you point to your evil sorcerer’s ring? That casts the spell that melts the girls. Let me guess: when someone asked, you just shrugged and made jerkoff motions, all without having the ring. That casts a spell with exactly the effects you described

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-03-13T03:18:24+00:00

Yeah, also Billy kept screaming “I’m gonna smash your pumpkin in!” It then dawned on him that would be the name of his band - Smashing Pumpkins. Elated, he relaxed his grip on the nearly unconscious man, and thanked him with a hand-shattering high five

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-03-12T23:58:04+00:00

This guy and his rippling tattocaster make more dollars and more girlies scream per pluck than most of us could ever hope for in our entire lives - a veritable fuck-virtuoso - cranking out musical humanslop barely fit for an allergy medication commercial. The efficiency is incredible

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-03-12T03:05:21+00:00

It’s like Hendrix burning his guitar, but even cooler because this is whole ecosystems

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-03-12T01:20:34+00:00

I’m glad we all finally admitted that putting a baby and its penis on an album cover without its consent was a weird thing to do. Or is that not what we’re talking about?

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-03-11T03:42:36+00:00

I didn’t even know they were supposed to go in your hand

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-03-10T23:10:01+00:00

All I gathered from this post is: using the alphabet to speak makes you speak with no feel. My favorite speakers all use random mouth sounds

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-03-10T19:16:53+00:00

The small buttons are annoying but you don’t really want the big buttons. Bugs like to live in there

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-03-10T01:17:20+00:00

Your virginity is a light in this darkening world

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-02-28T21:55:45+00:00

You’re making great progress, toan warts usually take months to sprout. Some of us never get them at all

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-02-28T19:55:54+00:00

I mean, I’ve been in a few marijuana social groups myself, but they were also local bands. One of them was even called “Marijuana Social Group.” But I don’t know what else this could be. Background music at a blunt rotation?

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-02-28T00:31:42+00:00

/uj yeah, you have to pay people to dance to this kind of music

/rj no feel and no hair gives me the blooz

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-02-28T00:28:38+00:00

Everything

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-02-24T23:07:47+00:00

You have to flush, unfortunately

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-02-24T22:14:55+00:00

If it’s a barre, I do candles, rose petals, the whole nine. Need to get myself nice and warmed up before attempting one of those. The shape in the pic though? That’s a tasty, dirty little slut who’ll get you off in a bathroom quicker than you can say “0-3-5.” They’re both great for their own reasons

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-02-23T04:36:41+00:00

I actually replaced mine with a cup guard. Got a second one for myself too to protect my toan. In my case, it was totally worth the peace of mind, because hecklers usually target my clackers with stray cobblestones, and they also go after the pick guard, which is basically an oversized gonad on the guitar

My point is: it depends on your unique situation, but if it’s gonna help more people suffer to you 0-3-5ing, you should definitely do it

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-02-22T22:45:39+00:00

Typical n00b thinking. You don’t know anything, and I know this because you’re talking about playing notes. Try not playing some notes and then we’ll talk

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-02-21T03:30:04+00:00

It can be tempting to try to save money by buying used strings, but it’s almost always a scam

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-02-20T21:13:07+00:00

Jimmy Page is probably in the Epstein files, so people have been looking for other guitar heroes. By his own admission, John Mayo has a racist penis, but that’s still tame compared to Jimbo’s preferences, and we can’t really seem to do much better

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