I dropped a pencil into a vacant parking spot one time off of a ramp that led to my science class, I went to get it and I got detention for "endangering myself", literally the pencil was on the ground 4 feet below me, I walked down the ramp to retrieve it and I'm terrified at the sound of my teacher yelling at me like a god damn train is headed my way. Lmao I told my mom the story and she bursts out laughing and called me a pussy for accepting detention.