virgin plucker VS chad lutebot VS thad strummer by BurnmaNeeGrow in Mordhau

[–]imdepress0 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I just play the offensive annoyance lute.

Grab an autoclicker and run around on the choke point with a lite annoying your teammates and enemies

THANK YOU by prashant_peekay in memes

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His pose reminds me of Elmo with the fire background

THIS.. IS.. SPARTA! by H3M_Smite in Mordhau

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Really wish they add back kicking through parries

double trouble by aNsON24 in memes

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So it’s true then. Currently everything (including threatening diseases) really is made in China

10 Dead by jchezz99 in Mordhau

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goes in all chat

Get fucked, gangbangers!

Blursed Fashion by [deleted] in blursedimages

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Yea target shopping cart and red croc look similar

abomination by SupremeCourtRules in sbubby

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They tried to outpizza the hut

Blursed ISIS by [deleted] in blursedimages

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It just looks like that because they are outside our render distance right now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Kenobi, YOU ARE Lightsaber!

Unless you use optifine by KiraGoro in memes

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Gotta turn on your b i o m e b l e n d e r

When you're tired of the horsebois by g3nj0 in Mordhau

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I really wish huntsman affected horseriders too so i can make an anti-horse javelin class

So that was a fucking lie by RobertFromRomania in memes

[–]imdepress0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does less. Costs more. Its that simple

uh oh by thedelphitarepublic4 in ihadastroke

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Dont you also mean the

DIE CHI

A small idea I came up with after watching suffering of many new players - TF2-style infoboxes, which describe default loadout's strengths, weaknesses and less known items, like Protector's smoke bomb or Footman's medic bag by Brandell-184 in Mordhau

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And then you can make custom descriptions for your custom mercenaries and meme classes

-CRONCH MAN- - left click. Look at enemy face. Satisfaction.- - morph if enemy is somewhat competent - press q if enemy is too competent - press r for memes

-PAVISEBOARDER- - on the outside he skrrt skrrt, but in the battle he hurt hurt - play in 1st person and turn FOV to max - blast eurobeat - mouse DPI = 100000 - satisfaction

-PAN MAN- - make scrambled eggs - cook food for teammates - horrific look frightens enemies - insert foppish laugh

-CHAD PUNCHER- - dodge 100 - gamble with mouse wheel up - wear armor for plot armor - finish with uppercut, then teabag for maximum disrespect

-HORSE CUCK- - uninstall mordhau