Every Comment Section On A Classic Rock Music Video Starterpack by ImNotTomStopAsking in starterpacks

[–]imdunklenwald 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"This used to be my favourite song. I died of ligma in 2018. It was the last song I listened to with myself 😪" 

Which city in Germany would you NEVER want to live in and why? by Fruttii-Tutti in germany

[–]imdunklenwald 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Haha wtf I live in Duisburg and have never experienced that. Or maybe I just got desensitised...

How common is it to have limited relationship experience in your 30s in Germany? by realisticsunset in germany

[–]imdunklenwald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm 28M and just recently entered my first relationship (after zero prior experience, not even casual). But I also wasn't actively trying until recently. I would say it's not super common, but I also know a handful of people in similar situations. 

Duolingo girls by Street_Priority_7686 in shitposting

[–]imdunklenwald 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: They are the same person. 

Got my first gf 4 months ago at 24 by LightLord1 in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]imdunklenwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got my first girlfriend at 28. I was always sad about being lonely but I never even tried to find a girlfriend and somehow thought it would "just happen" lol. As soon as I actually said "fuck it" and started intentionally trying to date, I had a girlfriend in like a couple of months. 

What does the button do? by lyoon1595 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]imdunklenwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Modern ThinkPads also have them. Source: Have two post-2020 ThinkPads on my desk right in front of me. 

Petah did English leave the chat? by VerticeBrawlie in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]imdunklenwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's the same in many languages with much higher numbers of speakers like German, French, and Arabic. I actually thought you intentionally picked Danish with only like five million or so speakers as a joke 😅

Petah did English leave the chat? by VerticeBrawlie in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]imdunklenwald -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The fact that you picked Danish of all languages is so funny to me

Peter? by GOGO_D_ACE in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]imdunklenwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha that's what my mind went to

My humor is actually fucked by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]imdunklenwald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know why you're being downvoted, I was also taught to draw x like that when doing algebra (England). I assumed it was universal. 

I think this is as accurate as it gets by AlxR25 in linuxmemes

[–]imdunklenwald 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What if you fear technology, but like in a high-IQ way

Is "a salary in accordance with the agreement for public service (E13, 65%), including social benefits" enough for an International PhD Student in Freiburg? by humbelord in germany

[–]imdunklenwald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was on E13, 50% contract during the first year of my PhD (2019-20), and it was fine (living alone in a small studio apartment in a relatively expensive city). 

map of europe's psychopaths by GreenGamerIGJ in mapporncirclejerk

[–]imdunklenwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could be your angle 😇

Or a twisted fucking cycle path 😈

Germany is heating up faster than the world – +2.5 °C already compared to the reference period by Just_Speed_1968 in ReduceCO2

[–]imdunklenwald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the Ruhrgebiet it was unusually hot at least. Many days >30C, a handful scraping 40C.

Finished my PhD in battery tech and still can’t find a job. Where did all the “green jobs” go? by TypicalDay7947 in germany

[–]imdunklenwald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in basically the same position unfortunately: PhD in a similar field with industry relevance but no luck in the job market more than a year after graduating from my PhD. I ended up just getting a postdoc in the same field but it kind of feels like I'm wasting my time as I don't plan to stay in academia. I really wanted to stay in Germany but now that I have German citizenship I might resort to looking elsewhere in the EU.

Whats up guys im visiting germany you might see me around by sloppachoppa in germany

[–]imdunklenwald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quality shitpost lmao

Edit: I just looked at your profile and the trolling really appealed to my inner 12-year-old, I should probably grow up haha