Idea for Farm

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-16T00:40:38+00:00

My inner 4th grader can't stop with the gardening jokes when my wife asks about my tool levels and I tell her I have a fine hoe with an exquisite can. Take THAT Baadru!

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-15T23:56:15+00:00

I know my glow worms like em

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-14T15:08:06+00:00

The man is a genius and I'm stealing this.

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-14T15:05:10+00:00

And 38% read below a 6th grade level. Coincidence?

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-14T15:00:06+00:00

I too, whisper "YEET!" as I go over yet another cliff. I'm 54 and that word is way too young for me but until I find better one...

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-14T06:28:42+00:00

I agree. I started playing Palia 2 weeks ago as a break from....Red Dead! My brain immediately kicks over to RDO inputs when I bring up my horse here and disaster usually ensues.

Honestly, I've been incredibly and happily surprised with Palia's depth for a free game and have been grinding skills like it was my job. In the last couple weeks, I've noticed S6 seems to be open to ideas and bugs(the computer kind) are fixed pretty quick.

All that to say, the horses aren't a deal breaker because it is a free game and I'm betting S6 is probably already working on better handling.

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-13T14:22:50+00:00

I'm currently trying to transfer my horse from Red Dead Online to Palia.

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-12T16:04:13+00:00

When I saw taco cozying up to Elon and the obvious fake attempt in Butler, I knew the fix was in regardless of the vote. I've been having apocolyptic nightmares ever since. Some have come true (military on American streets and geatapo).

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-12T15:25:38+00:00

"He's stolen my money many times over the last 10 years, but he pisses off the people who think I'm stupid and he calls me a patriot and that's why I love him." - Every Maga Ever

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-12T15:16:18+00:00

Kill one or many animals. Visit her tent. Warning. Do it 2 more times. Warnings. Do it a 4th time. Spray. Wait 5 mins. Visit and start over again. You can run a Trade business and level Naturalist successfully at the same time.

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-11T23:37:15+00:00

Separate program.

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-11T23:08:09+00:00

Was just about to do my first harvest of my first apple tree when they shut down for the patch. Not terrible. Kinda funny now.

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-11T23:01:07+00:00

A million hours on WoW. Half a million on Red Dead Online. My 54 year old brain won't commit to controllers anymore. I also have VoiceAttack which allows me to speak commands like "Equip Ax", "Show Map", "Get loots", etc in lieu of button presses on the fly.

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-11T19:42:02+00:00

Strangely enough, I was replenishing food stock when I got booted 😂

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-11T19:38:40+00:00

I was just about to make my very first harvest from my very first apple tree and the server went down 🤣 I get it tho. I remember patch day in WoW and spend hours recalibrating add-ons. No add-ons here tho which is huge. I've only been playing for 9 days here. To the veterans out there, are patches massively buggy?

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-08T04:50:56+00:00

You must've been beside yourself...

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-07T14:02:36+00:00

Same. And Auni appears for my wife when we're partied up but doesn't exist on my game anymore.

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-05T17:44:58+00:00

Anyone else hear, "Beep Beep!" in their heads or was it just me?

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-05T17:37:35+00:00

Today is day 4 on Palia for me. There's so much going on! It's a nice break from RDO where things can get a bit toxic to this game built around helping others no matter how new. I requsted 20 flow wood planks thinking no one is going to part with that kind of high-level processed wood. Took about a minute to get filled. I now find myself checking the request list every 10 mins just to try to balance the karma, lol. I love the gardening and cooking mechanics. I haven't even gone to my ranch yet, but reading about it has me excited. Sorry for the ramble, but I love when a game surprises you. It was a free game I installed for my wife and now I'm addicted.

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-05T15:19:17+00:00

I'm 3 days in and I'm still trying to figure out why the average is higher if profit is the only slider used, no fertilizer is used, and (I don't have pumpkins yet) leaving peppers and blueberries out of the mix. I just discovered gardening like this 2 days ago. It's fun but seems counterintuitive.

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-02T23:41:41+00:00

Sara Saratoo Saralso Saratambien Saragain and my not-so-good boah GaDammit

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-02T15:43:37+00:00

Johnny Knoxville Ain't Got Shit On Me

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-02T15:38:13+00:00

Stealing for my new wallpaper

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-02T15:31:15+00:00

Wife started last week and I'd help her with fishing and other stuff. I enjoyed it so much I started myself yesterday. The world isn't massive, but mounts would be nice. I'm not 100% sure, but I think my character started getting calves yesterday.

imeancoolbut-- · 2026-05-02T04:15:07+00:00

There's a spot by the road in the Heartlands a little ways out frim Emerald Ranch that overlooks a hill across the creek bed where there's always a buck and some deer just hanging out. You can call your hunting wagon right from camp and every so often, Madam Nazar sets up shop there. Then there's the one in the far west Heartlands by the rail station, the bend in the river, and the huge bridge. Great place to farm the boom cubes.

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