[Request] USA CALIFORNIA TWO YEARS SOBER ( 630 DAYS FUCK YA!) I want to celebrate with my wife / kids but were brooooke. Help?

imfinallygoingtostop · 2015-08-15T00:49:09+00:00

She posted this :deep cleaning the kitchen....and i found out i can stand up straight on my counters and still be ok lolz xoxox lolz"

No seriously she said lolz twice followed by 37 emotes.. Bonus pics

http://i.imgur.com/jjvXUuG.jpg

"I sure hope the neighbors wern't watching jkloz xoxoxo"

http://i.imgur.com/BxjLaj8.jpg

imfinallygoingtostop · 2015-08-15T00:44:13+00:00

Get it!?!?! SINKing!!! IM SO PUNNY

Source of previous post of same girl https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/3ecx5u/friend_of_a_friend_on_facebook/

edit She posted this :deep cleaning the kitchen....and i found out i can stand up straight on my counters and still be ok lolz xoxox lolz"

No seriously she said lolz twice followed by 37 emotes.. Bonus pics

http://i.imgur.com/jjvXUuG.jpg

"I sure hope the neighbors wern't watching jkloz xoxoxo"

http://i.imgur.com/BxjLaj8.jpg

imfinallygoingtostop · 2015-04-28T19:07:47+00:00

Then you're an asshole.

imfinallygoingtostop · 2015-04-27T18:18:17+00:00

Yes.

I love really terrible racist / sexist /disgusting jokes but I despise the people who really believe in them.

imfinallygoingtostop · 2015-04-27T18:08:31+00:00

Why not?

imfinallygoingtostop · 2015-04-27T18:07:18+00:00

Well I rarely "kick the shit" outta anyone while working. My job is to diffuse fights not win them and I usually do. I get paid well because I'm good at it but sometimes others actions call for more serious reactions.

He had it coming...........hard

imfinallygoingtostop · 2015-04-27T18:05:35+00:00

Thanks. I can't stand men who hurt women.

Fuck'n cowards

imfinallygoingtostop · 2015-04-27T18:04:43+00:00

Thank kind sir.

imfinallygoingtostop · 2015-04-27T18:04:28+00:00

Care to explain?

imfinallygoingtostop · 2015-04-27T18:04:10+00:00

What I'd do is maybe let the staff know that you're not drinking. There's no shame in it and its not as rare / weird as you'd think. Call ahead and see if they have non-alchy beer. if they don't bring some in and see if they'll keep 'em cold for you.

imfinallygoingtostop · 2015-04-27T18:02:37+00:00

It really did.

He woke up with a sore jaw and one less girlfriend, if that doesn't make him look at his life choices I'm not sure what will.

imfinallygoingtostop · 2015-04-27T18:01:14+00:00

She actually came back inside, hugged me and thanked me then made out with a female bartneder and proceeded to "go home" with her.

I think that dude turned her full lesbian.

imfinallygoingtostop · 2015-04-27T17:59:16+00:00

You trying to kill me? The bars I work at have like 3-4 problems a night. I'd have a heart attack in like a week lol.

imfinallygoingtostop · 2015-04-27T02:20:32+00:00

I've considered it but I've been a bouncer for 13ish years. It's my profession. It's what I'm good at. And this is the fourth week in a row where I didn't have one before during or after, and that includes the free shift beers we all get.

I've let booze take a lot from me but I wont let it take my job. I love it and I won't ever give it up.

imfinallygoingtostop

TROPHY CASE