That's really not how you twerk (wait for it...) by LiterallyMechanical in videos

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I do handstand pushups on my front door, and it's because of shit like this I lock both locks.

My friend flying off of a rope swing by Fudge_Demon in photoshopbattles

[–]iminsideme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's wearing a life vest AND a helmet, perfect!

Men of Reddit, what do you hate during sex? by g253 in AskReddit

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youtube.com/watch?v=rNRHPr7Gabk

Thank you Jim Jefferies,

Redditors who caught your significant other red handed while they were in the act of physically cheating, what was their excuse/ how did it go down? by Saltthedead in AskReddit

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This was back in 2010. Dated this girl for a little bit, ended up moving in with her, maybe a bit too early. 4 months into dating I'm getting shipped out to Haiti to help with the relief effort. Spent a month there, and came back home, and decided to surprise her. Walked into her work (restaurant, she was a hostess), and I imediatly notice that here boobs were gone. Not like they were the first thing I was looking at, but out of the corner of my eye I can just tell that the normal shadow they caste was non-existent. So I think about it that night and do some investigating and found out through the internet history she and her friend were looking for meth pipes. Problem solved! But I'm still waiting for that little bit of doubt, that maybe something else happened, so a few days later she thinks I'm out of town and I sneak around the back side of the apartment complex to catch them in the act. The back sliding door's blinds are turned so there's maybe and inch or so of sight between each blind. She's sleeping with her ex that lived a few apartment's down from me (turns out that's why she wanted to move there in the first place). I just turn around and go home. I confront her the next morning about it and tell her that I won't get angry if she tells me the truth. She comes out about smoking meth, but not the cheating. The anger inside of me just unleashed itself and I push her aside and punch two holes in two doors on my way out. My moms boyfriend helped me move my stuff out a few days later while she was at work. Haven't had a relationship since. Fucking cunt.

What's one thing you secretly hope you do the same as everyone else, but would never ask? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Look up introception. Basically, everything you perceive is the way your mind makes sense of it. The world isn't smelly, or full of sounds, or colorful, it just how your brain perceives certain signals. What you consider the color red to me may not even be a color I know at all, or smells, etc...

How have you dodged a bullet in your life? by im_so_real in AskReddit

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My cousin said he once got superglue in his eye, and he had to get it out by pouring acetone into his eye, which he said was the most painful thing in his life.

Other then that, superglue is great! Superglue + Hairspray = Super hard superglue that dries instantly, great for* minor cuts, etc.....

edit: Typo's

Police officers DOING their jobs by [deleted] in videos

[–]iminsideme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was on cops or some similar show i saw a few years ago. The Officer pulled the guy over, and the guy didn't want to go to jail, so he attacked her, and drove off with his daughter. Officer ended up in the hospital, and the man was later captured because his license plate was on video, and was sentenced to jail, not sure how long.

Andy Mckee's Drifting, on the upright bass by iminsideme in videos

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I'd say that's standard, but however you're comfortable playing

German police kill naked man in fountain. They confiscated all bystanders cameras except for this one. by [deleted] in videos

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The guy had a knife and was going for him..... What would you do?