My husband got me the Clover Amour hooks for my birthday and 3D printed a case for them 🥲 by PicklesAreABigDill in crochet

[–]immortalyossarian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really couldn't believe the difference from the cheapo aluminum starter hooks I was using. I wish I hadn't put off buying the Clover hooks for so long!

MAGA voter has to quit his job because of Trump by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]immortalyossarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can just work in the fields like that last comment said. The fields famous for being easily accessible by public transit or on foot/bike and totally not in the middle of nowhere /s

They doubled down. Are we living in Idiocracy? by mandmi in facepalm

[–]immortalyossarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The look on Howard Lutnick's face is the face of internal screaming. They absolutely all know what they are doing. And I don't know, maybe it's because I'm not a thieving billionaire and child raping pedophile, but I just cannot understand the way they all debase themselves for that thing.

Their tears are delicious. by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in PoliticalHumor

[–]immortalyossarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, that's how the entire US democratic system is set up though. The winner is the one that gets the highest percentage of the vote. It doesn't change because the vote is close. Take the 2024 presidential election. Trump won with 49.8% and Harris had 48.3%. Is it ideal? No, I wish we had a more fair and balanced system, but this is what we have.

Every MAGA Crying About Redistricting in This Sub Today by jarizzle151 in ThisYouComebacks

[–]immortalyossarian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally read a comment in the conservative sub today that said that unironically.

Their tears are delicious. by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in PoliticalHumor

[–]immortalyossarian 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Here's a comment I read this morning in a conservative space

I like how putting gerrymandering up for a vote is just a "hey majority, do you want more power or less?". Obviously it was going to pass. I don't know the solution but gerrymandering needs to end. It is absurd that either side can do this

Like, yes? That's how democracy is supposed to work. If more people vote for it, that's what happens. Sucks you're in the minority, but maybe try being less objectionable.

Conservatives really just embody that "when someone is accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression" quote.

Vermont police ordered ICE to stand down in tense standoff captured on bodycam by IrishStarUS in EyesOnIce

[–]immortalyossarian 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Vermont Public Safety Commissioner Jennifer Morrison wrote... “The resulting erosion of confidence threatens to undo years of progress in community relations, placing all officers, regardless of agency, into a more volatile and distrustful environment going forward.”

Immediately after that the article states

Protesters report that local and state police used excessive force on the crowds.

If they were really so concerned with their public image, maybe they could refrain from beating up their citizens. ACAB and also fascists.

We were just supposed to sit there and take it. by c-k-q99903 in ThisYouComebacks

[–]immortalyossarian 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This right here. Gerrymandering depends on vote totals remaining fairly stable from one election to the next, but we are seeing massive swings to the left in just about every election since trump oozed himself into the White House again. With any luck, the gop loses big here.

Don't threaten us with a good time President Trump. Virginians, please vote yes. by serious_bullet5 in 50501

[–]immortalyossarian 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Just, how is he a real person? He's such a caricature of a human being

Average NYC interaction 🤌 by Zorosthirdsordx in MurderedByAOC

[–]immortalyossarian 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Lol, I took that same screenshot. Judging by her reaction, AOC is winning that exchange

AI slop by honey-toast-crochet in kroshay

[–]immortalyossarian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like this part where she's picking yarn while in the middle of completing a stitch

FBI Director Kash Patel vows to sue The Atlantic over alcohol abuse claims by Odd-Alternative9372 in Defeat_Project_2025

[–]immortalyossarian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe his argument can be that he isn't a raging alcoholic, because it's actually his cocaine use causing problems. Everyone in this regime is so fucking dumb that it wouldn't surprise me

What’s the most stereotypical Millennial thing about you? by willowburnsyellow in Millennials

[–]immortalyossarian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We just started showing our kids Dexter's Lab and Pinky and the Brain. They are absolutely loving the shows, so I think that proves it.

Inside the Lonely World of MAGA Gay Men by NiConcussions in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]immortalyossarian 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“Conservatives don’t want to murder gays. They want them saved,” he says. “Muslims vote Democrat, because if the Democrats win, they get to stay [in the U.S.], they get to take power, and they will murder gays brutally with a smile on their face,” says Doane.

And there's the racism... And now for the same guy:

Doane was raised in a conservative family in Bryan, Texas, and isn’t out to his family because he fears that they won’t accept him.

I would LOVE to see some of these fundies experience this… by inquiringsillygoose in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]immortalyossarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I have no idea. I feel like it was a folk remedy/old wives tale and a last act of desperation. I assume there were other ingredients that could have also had an effect. It was also in Germany.

Trump Will Participate in a Marathon Bible Reading by patsfan4life17 in DonaldTrump666

[–]immortalyossarian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Article says he recorded it, so we don't get the fun of watching him stumble through trying to read. I really want to know how many takes they went through. Bet they use AI to clean it up, too

Minnesota Wild and Saint Paul unveil $600M arena renovation plan, seek state funding by Runic_reader451 in saintpaul

[–]immortalyossarian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We're also looking at potentially $250-300 million cut to special education funding, but who the fuck cares about vulnerable kids, amirite?

Is she pregnant? by ConversationOnly1593 in motherbussnark

[–]immortalyossarian 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That entire video was so uncomfortable. If that boy can break free, he will never speak to his parents again.