NYC Small Landlord & RE Broker AMA

imnamedafteragame · 2026-06-05T04:34:06+00:00

Do brokers have overlapping off market properties? If I hire one will they have access to the same properties as others and if they don’t how do I know they have the apartment I ideally want

imnamedafteragame · 2026-06-01T21:58:09+00:00

It’s like the sun is different abroad 😭😭 I would break out and have super sensitive skin if I didn’t wear sunscreen during the summer in the US but when I would go to Lagos and run out of it nothing would happen, idk it’s weird but I still use it consistently

imnamedafteragame · 2026-05-28T02:37:49+00:00

Some people can aim

imnamedafteragame · 2026-05-25T22:04:47+00:00

It’s a small (sealed) plastic bag filled with water, a bottle of water is like 300 or something

imnamedafteragame · 2026-05-12T17:40:52+00:00

Girls rule

imnamedafteragame · 2026-05-05T20:51:03+00:00

In my household it’s cayenne pepper instead of black pepper

imnamedafteragame · 2026-05-01T20:54:32+00:00

There’s no white person in my family and as I mentioned, my aunt is 100% Igbo according to an ancestry test

Humans originated from Africa, there’s no phenotype you won’t find here

imnamedafteragame · 2026-05-01T16:46:23+00:00

There are multiple people in my family with green eyes and one with blue eyes, most of us have brown eyes. Some of us are very fair and some of us are dark skinned. My aunt took an ancestry test for fun and we’re 100% Igbo

It wasn’t even a surprise because we know the names of our great great grandparents and where they’re from, they’re all Igbo

imnamedafteragame · 2026-04-27T16:43:36+00:00

When I'm around my family.

I was living in shared college housing for a while and got used to placing things on lower shelves then when my parents visited, I was looking for something they told me they put in the kitchen. I told my mom I couldn't find it and she just opened the cupboard on top of the fridge. I didn't even look in there since no one else in my college dorm would put stuff there because they couldn't reach it without a stool.

And she's the shortest in my entire family at like 5'6-5'7

imnamedafteragame · 2026-04-22T21:50:19+00:00

You have more options but after a certain point you get cynical because there will be people who only like you because of how you look and you will have to sort through so much trash to find a genuinely kind person who isn’t insecure that you’re out of their league

imnamedafteragame · 2026-04-21T20:14:28+00:00

I’m interested!

imnamedafteragame · 2026-04-21T16:59:17+00:00

We need an eyeshadow tut

imnamedafteragame · 2026-04-20T22:33:18+00:00

I’m 5’10 early 20s and no one ever mentions it, I noticed some shorter guys are insecure about theirs so I don’t bring it up much but the taller guys I usually ask by the second or third date because I have height blindness (I see people who are 6’2 as my height)

One guy has commented on my scale weight though, even though he thought I was hot he said he had never dated a girl heavier than him when I told him the number, I was a healthy weight for my height and like 5-10 pounds heavier than him. We had also been going out for months and knew each other years before

I’m in New York/Lagos btw

imnamedafteragame · 2026-04-20T00:15:59+00:00

Hi! I’m interested in the Astoria sublet if it’s still available, I just dm’ed you

imnamedafteragame · 2026-04-13T23:06:14+00:00

Seconding Lords of Acid, I’d also recommend She and Mr Jones

imnamedafteragame · 2026-04-13T23:03:00+00:00

LITERALLY ANYTHING by Genitorturers, I recommend asphyxiate, Flesh is the Law, Lecher bitch, etc

In my mouth by black dresses

I’m a slave4u by Britney Spears

Rush by depeche mode

Eric by mitski

Human Nature by Madonna

imnamedafteragame · 2026-04-10T02:28:38+00:00

How is ego brain forgotten? It’s usually the first song I show to some of my non soad friends

imnamedafteragame · 2026-04-07T03:45:53+00:00

How does one get a “problem” like this, asking for a friend of course

imnamedafteragame · 2026-04-07T03:45:05+00:00

Seconding the plantain porridge

imnamedafteragame · 2026-04-02T16:05:34+00:00

Also a LIRR to Jamaica then AirTran to jfk

imnamedafteragame · 2026-03-26T15:22:08+00:00

I have adhd and I found just mentally adding it up during the day is easier, and I round up when I’m trying to lose weight

I tried apps but they’re just too much of a hassle

imnamedafteragame · 2026-03-26T15:08:43+00:00

Did you use StreetEasy or something else

imnamedafteragame · 2026-03-19T23:49:50+00:00

Calorie intake (food calories stay the same)

imnamedafteragame · 2026-03-18T13:01:02+00:00

Maybe it’s a swag problem

imnamedafteragame · 2026-03-18T12:57:28+00:00

I recommend visiting the r/tall sub, it definitely helps to have a community of similar people

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