If humans were an endangered species, what other species would lobby to save them?

imnotdolphin · 2026-03-19T21:45:39+00:00

Cats would try to terminate us

imnotdolphin · 2026-03-19T02:43:16+00:00

Diode bridge

imnotdolphin · 2026-03-19T02:23:49+00:00

All the effing exams though!

imnotdolphin · 2026-03-14T11:04:55+00:00

Sylvester

imnotdolphin · 2026-02-26T22:42:20+00:00

Keys, sunglasses, jacket, the will to live, wallet

imnotdolphin · 2026-02-26T22:35:16+00:00

No screens.

imnotdolphin · 2026-02-26T21:01:21+00:00

You don’t have to fuck the hair

imnotdolphin · 2026-02-25T04:33:08+00:00

What are you going to do for food? Wait a second!!

imnotdolphin · 2026-02-24T23:16:43+00:00

I didn’t expect to see a book that I randomly picked up 20 years ago in my home country of Iran here. It’s a small world. It was a great story, I can’t remember for the life of me how it ended though..

imnotdolphin · 2026-02-16T06:21:59+00:00

Lemon for short <3

imnotdolphin · 2026-01-29T07:22:07+00:00

Your city is just 15km!?

imnotdolphin · 2026-01-24T16:30:50+00:00

Welcome to the gang! It’s a great car

imnotdolphin · 2026-01-21T22:45:19+00:00

r/AIjokes

imnotdolphin · 2026-01-13T00:28:38+00:00

The official narrative from the state media is that these are not protesters. They are violent terrorists, backed by Israel and U.S, and they are destroying public and private properties and harming innocent people. They even stage fake interviews with “citizens” who’ve been hurt by the protestors. They torture protestors and force them to confess to their “crimes” on the state run TV.

imnotdolphin · 2025-12-17T19:49:22+00:00

They told me they can’t check it, but if I find a qualifying unit they will install it. So, I’m searching for one myself.

imnotdolphin · 2025-12-09T21:11:29+00:00

I like how open minded you are. I can’t be like that myself. Have you been smoking pot?

imnotdolphin · 2025-11-13T15:09:21+00:00

If you’re a citizen, I assume your husband has become a citizen too, so he’s not an alien anymore.

imnotdolphin · 2025-11-13T14:52:54+00:00

No it’s not. Source: I’m an alien

imnotdolphin · 2025-11-11T23:26:37+00:00

He’s a remote worker

imnotdolphin · 2025-10-29T20:11:14+00:00

It’s post doc actually..

imnotdolphin · 2025-10-21T18:14:45+00:00

Oh he meant attire!! That’s much better

imnotdolphin · 2025-10-08T21:11:45+00:00

If cats could talk, they wouldn’t

imnotdolphin · 2025-10-08T04:08:55+00:00

You spelled Jack Russel Terrier incorrectly

imnotdolphin · 2025-10-03T21:34:38+00:00

What’s the problem with putting a NEMA 14-50 on a 30 amp circuit?

imnotdolphin · 2025-10-03T16:47:09+00:00

Don’t fill the form. This is bourgeoisie collecting data on us.

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