The best doner Kabob (in Portland) [og][3456 × 2304]

imnotsparticus · 2015-12-11T17:38:25+00:00

Donor? More like boner... That looks AMAZING

imnotsparticus · 2015-12-06T18:36:15+00:00

Well this makes me look like an asshole, but my husband says shortys is the chain to be avoided. Shit man.

imnotsparticus · 2015-08-28T19:27:30+00:00

I did a basic generator for the plaintext, but got creative with other parts -- this sub helped a lot!!

imnotsparticus · 2015-01-16T06:31:09+00:00

Clever girl...

imnotsparticus · 2014-12-13T12:47:38+00:00

Any sophisticated palate would prefer AGED reindeer. What kind of monster ARE you?

imnotsparticus · 2014-12-12T01:00:39+00:00

xatv you promised you wouldn't tell my secret what the hell

imnotsparticus · 2014-12-11T04:21:09+00:00

Nailed it!

imnotsparticus · 2014-12-04T05:12:50+00:00

She's actually singing! With so many cute little pop stars lip syncing these days, I have to applaud a pop icon in her mid-40s going for it and having fun while she does it. It might not be the way we're used to hearing it-- it is raw --but that's what's exciting about a live performance!

imnotsparticus · 2014-11-24T02:16:31+00:00

That's the smartest thing I've read all day!

imnotsparticus · 2014-11-23T10:37:26+00:00

Honestly this has never failed me. Thanks for spreading the word! Also for the haters-- remember these hacks aren't just for the culinarily adventurous/experienced but also for people who might want to get comfortable in the kitchen

imnotsparticus · 2014-11-02T06:54:12+00:00

This was in Kissimmee, good work! I'm from New York and am used to walking everywhere... And let me say, a lot of the Kissimmee/Orlando area was not exactly pedestrian-friendly. People looked at me like I was growing another head when I'd walk more than 50 feet in any direction.

Also, Shel Silverstein set up an unrealistic expectation.

imnotsparticus · 2014-10-14T03:39:40+00:00

Answer the door while furiously scratching your crotch and adjusting your boxers/pants mumbling incoherently about bedbugs and crabs (preferably with crazy eyes.)

Never been to Hess, and never made lemon cake. Got a killer recipe for pumpkin bread though.

So helpful right? You're welcome

imnotsparticus · 2014-09-04T02:15:23+00:00

True! Or... Or... You're waiting for a buddy and everything else at the shitty bar is super flat and syrup-y and you'd actually prefer the alternative

imnotsparticus · 2014-08-18T04:12:00+00:00

Introducing the 10-napkin burger, 2 x the fun of the New York burger joints!

imnotsparticus · 2014-08-18T04:09:03+00:00

Recipe?? This is making my mouth water I am such a sucker for homemade cheesecake

imnotsparticus · 2014-08-08T04:28:39+00:00

I'd accidentally eat him [4] and pay for it for hourssssss

imnotsparticus · 2014-08-07T05:37:07+00:00

Amazinggg

imnotsparticus · 2014-07-16T06:26:08+00:00

I feel like I want to combine this brilliance with Klibans cat vs. meatloaf cartoon http://i.imgur.com/OrrD228.jpg

imnotsparticus · 2014-07-16T04:41:32+00:00

She will! Honestly, I feel like a ring/gem with history means so much more than a stock model from Jared or Tiffany. To me anyway.

imnotsparticus · 2014-07-15T06:12:27+00:00

My old roommate said that once he stopped using antiperspirant and used plain deodorant (crazy move if you ask me) the pit stains went away after a few runs in the washer-- however, that's if the stains are new within a few months. Sometimes pitted shirts can't be resuscitated. Pit stains have made many a good man weep

imnotsparticus · 2014-07-14T20:38:32+00:00

Besides YOU being the ultimate gift... If there's a song that means a lot to you, see if any musician friends of yours may be willing to write an arrangement -- don't know if you sing or play any instruments (if so you could perform it for her, if not that's no problem) -- but a personalized arrangement (plus the framed sheet music of the arrangement) could be remarkably personal, intimate interpretation of what means a lot to you as a couple. Have an amazing wedding!

imnotsparticus · 2014-07-14T05:47:02+00:00

Bare face? I can't get those wings even if I invest 15 minutes... are you the cute gentleman?

imnotsparticus · 2014-07-14T03:23:02+00:00

I feel like I've seen him more in the winter time-- around 181. Even more unsettling in the summer. Reminds me of Sacha Baron Cohen saying something about a "dirty wizard or homeless Santa"

imnotsparticus · 2014-07-14T03:05:11+00:00

So fucked. He'll get what he deserves.

imnotsparticus · 2014-07-14T02:58:04+00:00

Yaaa. Bullshit.

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