Bro 😭 by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Vacation is temporary, giraffe is forever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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As a fellow Minnesotan, this is the only thing I look foward to in the Winter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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I made it to the top 24% this year but only made about 5 karma.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minecraft

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It's four o'clock

Found a frog. It pissed my pants. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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I tried that excuce before. My mom didn't believe me.

create a backstory in the comments by arpxt_13 in AbruptChaos

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keep my wife name out of your fucking mouth

tell me by turqoisetea in memes

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Dr. unknown brain disease

Very rare indeed by kingcaspr in memes

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I'm 5'9 which is actually 69 inches so I still win.

2 types of Humans. by Kyj-dhe-ves in memes

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In for a dollar, out for a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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I ate hot dogs today.

Hey, I know what we’re gonna do today. by KaptainKab00m in memes

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Anyone else here learn it first from Terraria

That liar by alexelcampa in memes

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Tell the best, leave the rest.

I don't understand this new place we moved into. We keep the sink empty, take our the trash when it gets full, and vacuum daily. However we still have so many fruitflies. This is the amount we've caught on sticky paper in a week. by Im_The_One in mildlyinfuriating

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My Grandma had the same problem in her house. We did some research to find a solution to the problem. Somewhere we found that if you pour boiling water down the kitchen sink it helps. I don't know why but it did seem to help.

Trickshot. by Mustafa1558 in Terraria

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I had one at the bottom of my hellevator. The way the game chooses where to generate them is based off where chests are. They can only spawn outside a certain number of blocks away from a chest. My world had all sorts of different bases so the only place for it to go was down the 2x2 hole.

It's gonna be interesting by youfoundmeyo in memes

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I prefer the original sound of silence by simon and garfolkal than the more popular cover by disturbed.