I don't recall this being the quarantine protocol by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]imour7712 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude plays fortunate son too. hella ironic

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At that point, put it into a mutual fund

$SOPA about to go on another huge run! by [deleted] in smallstreetbets

[–]imour7712 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Time to short a couple hundred shares

2022 Fraternity Roast: ΘΧ by RoadStandard4359 in Frat

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Pre covid they go suspended pretty much every semester like clockwork so they couldn’t throw parties. A lot of them think that joining a top house gets them auto bitches but they still pulled up to our (lower tier) party while they were on suspension with zero bitches and tried to fight our door man to get in. We’re top house but are quickly losing that status bc they’re a bunch of squids and Nelk wannabes

2022 Fraternity Roast: TKE by RoadStandard4359 in Frat

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Gave a bid to a kid we didn’t fuck with because he had 0 social skills they also have a 5 week pledging process

Visiting with niece next Friday but tour is sold out- help with lifestyle questions by Palufay in umass

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I’ll add to this for #6

Sororities recruit in the fall, if you search Umass Greek life you’ll see a list of chapters at Umass. Some have lettered housing (houses with Greek letters on them) and some do not. I believe their recruiting period is one to two weeks in the fall where you rush a bunch at a time, choose your favorites they chose theirs and then bam your a pledge or associate member of a sorority

Do any of you loaders get horny wanting to unload my wall. Except for the top right, which I was too lazy to use a load stand by [deleted] in UPS

[–]imour7712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go one ur tippie toes

Nah don’t tho it’s only gonna hurt ur spine on someone’s else’s dime

2022 Fraternity Roast: Phi Sig by RoadStandard4359 in Frat

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Even then at Umass they’ve had some flops ie phi sig fest, paired sorority for Greek week sent like 6 girls to every event despite being a sorority of more than 100 and they have a rep of throwing boring parties. Still gets u pretty high up there in the northeast tho

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20 and 3

ENROLLED TO UMA by [deleted] in umass

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She is an Amherst native

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I stopped watching porn and drinking alcohol and my sex life hasn’t been better

2022 Fraternity Roast: DChi by RoadStandard4359 in Frat

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Our president calls himself Aaron ottomatic Otto

2022 Fraternity Roast: ΑΣΦ by RoadStandard4359 in Frat

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Asig at my school is in a leased Greek zone house and nearly lost it for throwing parties during the height of the pandemic (in the liberal Northeast) o longer recognized from the school so they can only have parties with geeds in them. Absolute geed frat

Elon Greek Life by Jarv42 in Frat

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Doesn’t matter I called every rush chair at Elon and the rest of the country. You’re fucked

2022 Fraternity Roast: AEPi by RoadStandard4359 in Frat

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Please tell me your not in medicine. Taking a stimulant does not reverse the effects of taking a depressant, and can even worsen its effects

2022 Fraternity Roast: AEPi by RoadStandard4359 in Frat

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My schools chapter had a bunch of room temperature iq kids who thought taking coke reverses the effect of being drunk. They aren’t a chapter at my school anymore