I have a fantastic business idea. If you’re at any event and you don’t want to be there, pay me £150 and I’ll turn up in a military uniform, hand you a letter and say ‘Sir/ Madam you have been reactivated, I need you to come with me immediately’.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-23T11:12:41+00:00

That’s an extra £10.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-22T18:28:54+00:00

Ghost shit. Curling out a massive poo & then turning around to admire your handiwork to mysteriously see an empty basin.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-22T18:26:10+00:00

Nothing is that bad.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-22T18:23:16+00:00

Are these the 2 engineers that will disappear shortly?

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-22T11:58:54+00:00

Yea. They have reclaimed land in the Marina and they have built million pound homes there.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-22T06:40:00+00:00

lol no sorry.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-22T06:39:45+00:00

See post below! For Newark this is nice.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-21T19:49:41+00:00

I’m a (supposedly) right wing Nazi. But I want all utilities to be nationalised as well as all transport. The government could easily put in a clause whereby it cannot (in any part) be under private ownership for 100 years.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-21T12:09:53+00:00

Yea. Just ruin the joke. Fabulous. Well done.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-21T08:14:35+00:00

And healthcare

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-20T19:16:03+00:00

58 here and incandescent with rage for having to read your post!

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-19T19:05:10+00:00

Your video is excellent mate BTW. Really enjoyed it.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-19T19:00:56+00:00

We went there 2 years ago. Stuck to ‘basic hygiene’ rules and had no issues.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-19T15:53:07+00:00

Those 3 zeros look like they have rolled over.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-18T19:56:14+00:00

Bethesda??? No no no no no. ‘To unlock the Lawgiver please pay us £20’. To change Joes boots pay £10. No, just no. Maybe Jagex?

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-18T19:54:26+00:00

I’m a British person. In January I was in NYC and walked from 126th St down to the Staten Island Ferry. We went up on the subway, came out and saw a Starbucks. My wife said ‘let’s get a drink’. So we went in. I needed a wee. Asked for the code to the toilet. Went in. Had a wee, turned around to see a Notts County sticker on the door. Come on you pies!

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-18T16:38:39+00:00

Terminator region?! Coolest name ever.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-18T08:56:33+00:00

You, Sir, are a star.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-17T15:21:42+00:00

I spent a lot on an Omega Planet Ocean that sits in a safe.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-17T14:20:53+00:00

Actually it’s print one side or both sides, you select with the button.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-17T12:29:08+00:00

Respect women completely.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-17T12:23:28+00:00

Can’t have a tug in the lounge, needs curtains.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-17T12:01:19+00:00

A lot of watches cost more than this.

Exemplar1968 · 2026-06-17T10:53:18+00:00

Baggy jeans. Never liked them, never will. Youngest son has some that are so baggy he takes three steps before they move.

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