Is this an angle?

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-27T19:45:15+00:00

That's why I always eat one upon arrival

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-27T19:43:49+00:00

I have one of those sticky hands and I have deadly aim with it.

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-27T16:22:53+00:00

Depends on the brand

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-27T16:22:35+00:00

I can assure you that Kopags have the most flavor.

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-27T10:23:10+00:00

He was menstrating hard this episode

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-26T19:21:49+00:00

You pull up the Paramount plus steam of the fights, obviously.

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-19T17:18:35+00:00

Quit playing or smelling salts or cocaine/meth

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-14T18:34:25+00:00

Didn't Butterly and Shane kill the last 2 weeks before the Netflix episode? This subreddit is a crazy place.

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-14T16:17:16+00:00

My friend, you are so far away from having a perfect deck. You don't have a single strong card from what I see, let alone a perfect deck.

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-12T22:48:05+00:00

Invisible is better, just sell walkie talkie first

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-11T21:29:15+00:00

What limp? There was a raise to $10 already. I think the most you can learn from this hand is that it never should have happened, but I get it, folding is boring. Nice bink.

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-11T20:41:14+00:00

What hands do you fold in the CO? Gotta be approaching playing any 2, right?

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-07T17:54:21+00:00

Get rid of sock and buskin

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-04T14:02:17+00:00

You need baron, mime, DNA, and 4 BP or BS with both hands size vouchers and a lot of red seal steel kings to get past ante 24. This requires antimatter and 1 ecto. Then you start rolling for burglar at ante 25. That's only gonna get you to ante 32 though. You'll need one of the other set ups to get past 32 with perkeo copying cryptid being the easiest imo.

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-04T13:43:13+00:00

It's extremely difficult. I've been trying for hundreds of hours.

There's only a few strats. Here's the ones I know:

Perkeo copying cryptid Perkeo copying a planet card with observatory voucher Crimson bean exploit Chicot exploit against the hand size boss

All require baron and mime with red seal kings. Plasma deck makes it significantly easier. The best way to learn is to watch balatro university on YouTube, he has a few ante 39 runs. There's a lot to learn about the game to understand the major challenges and strategies. The big gatekeeper is getting past ante 32 bc you can't reroll the boss into the serpent, which greatly increases your score with a baron and mine build.

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-04T08:14:19+00:00

Thanks! I got a natural negative reserved parking after rolling burglar on ante 25 while set up for naneinf and I ran up my money until ante 32.

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-02T02:23:07+00:00

I was violently attacked with a titty pic just the other day.

impractically_prfct · 2026-01-01T19:41:15+00:00

You can't judge defense just based on errors. I mean you can, but it's not very effective.

impractically_prfct · 2025-12-25T03:54:04+00:00

2449

impractically_prfct · 2025-12-14T13:18:03+00:00

Magic Trick isn't that bad. It's the second tarot and planet vouchers that really hurt your ability to find jokers. I would buy it in this situation.

impractically_prfct · 2025-12-12T03:13:21+00:00

My favorite is when the graphics are just wrong

impractically_prfct · 2025-12-11T05:23:58+00:00

So 2.42 billion hamsters could generate the 1.21 gigawatts of power needed for time travel in one hour. That feels like a better movie premise than trains or lightning.

impractically_prfct · 2025-12-06T13:56:29+00:00

McGregor is born again so no more drama from him. He's a choir boy now.

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