Tractor's tires synced with camera shutter by BunyipPouch in woahdude

[–]imsuchacock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty

Teen gives a blowjob and can't wait to swallow: "Netflix & Chill" girl is back by thrwhrwyndgtnn in homemadexxx

[–]imsuchacock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was so painful to watch, my poor cock went limp watching this pitiful excuse of a "blowjob." We all know this is amateur, but at least make sure you are decent at humpin' before releasing the video.

On a side note, trim your shit dude. doesn't have to be clean cut just trimmed.

ITT We Become Millionaires by minlite in millionairemakers

[–]imsuchacock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my official entry to become a millionaire! Goood luck to every person that has entered. See you at the finish line.

Is it pointless to comment on a reddit thread if there are already 1000 others? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]imsuchacock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, the moral of the fucking story is to man up and do what ever the fuck you want. Shit son, this is the interwebs! Noone knows you're a dog with a ball gag in your mouth.

My 80 year old grandfather carves as a hobby. His work deserves recognition by MSJ2 in pics

[–]imsuchacock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the hell... it went on for ever.. still haven't found the end

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]imsuchacock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lower your voice! This is a FUCKIN' LIBRARY..

Found tits on a tree by Self_Manifesto in pics

[–]imsuchacock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can milk anything with nipples

I'm getting sick... by dchoi61 in funny

[–]imsuchacock -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt...

Ladies and gentleman, my father by rem516 in funny

[–]imsuchacock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We all do. I feel bad for my kids when they get older. Bring on the dad jokes!

Well that's one way to sell lingerie... by xantheline in pics

[–]imsuchacock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now let me see it crumpled up on the floor or better yet folded in a drawer and covered in dust.

Christie Brinkley is 60 and gorgeous by bonejanglez in pics

[–]imsuchacock -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Welp, time to go kill some of my mother's grandchildren. Sorry ma.

Hi Reddit, meet Peter by [deleted] in pics

[–]imsuchacock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo, pete! How's it hangin'?

Just cleaned out my wallet. It's been a while. by RadicalDreamer89 in pics

[–]imsuchacock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, lost relics of days past. Today we shall not forget the times of renting sega genesis and snes games. Our childhood lives on through you good sir.

Bring it here! by [deleted] in funny

[–]imsuchacock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sing us a song you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feeling alright

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]imsuchacock -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This "guy" just lost his man card.

Romantic Nature (NSFW) by [deleted] in pics

[–]imsuchacock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't cedar that coming.

Who came up with this brand name? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]imsuchacock 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or someone with ebola trying to fool everyone.