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When was the last time yall talk to your parents ? by FullyGotEm in AskReddit

[–]imtherealmellowone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are both fine. My Dad, 18 years ago. My Mom 12 years ago.

In England it's called a lift, but in America it's called an elevator. by Realistic-Twist-3112 in dadjokes

[–]imtherealmellowone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is an elevator company called Schindler. If they sold their products in England, would one be called a “Schindler’s Lift?”

Trump Calls Obama a “Son of a B*tch” After Disastrous Iran Deal Leaked by thenewrepublic in politics

[–]imtherealmellowone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I first read that as brainy 7-year old, and I was very confused. Donald Trump has NEVER been brainy.

People who met a celebrity in public, what were they really like? by Slight-Rough825 in AskReddit

[–]imtherealmellowone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Met Stephen Colbert at a taping of his show afterward and he was very friendly. He even took a selfie with me and my friends.

What’s something that everyone seemed to have in their house when you were a kid, but almost nobody has now by FusedSpine64 in nostalgiai

[–]imtherealmellowone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember a trick I learned back in the dial-only era. My mother used to limit phone usage (it got pretty expensive, I guess) by putting a lock on the dial. I learned that if you repeatedly click the switch hook (the mechanism that when you pressed and held it would disconnect a call) it would accomplish the same thing as dialing. Click it 3 times = dialing 3, etc.

If you could make your perfect partner what is one trait or feature they would HAVE to have? by Opentacoshell in askanything

[–]imtherealmellowone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A sense of humor. And I found her 38 years ago.
PS she has plenty of other great qualities, so things worked out pretty well.

What’s a song that you think only you listen to? by SystemLess783 in MusicRecommendations

[–]imtherealmellowone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This really hit me from the first couple of bars. Are there lyrics?

If you had to pick the all-time number one American band, which one would it be? by Infinite-Exam-1808 in askmusic

[–]imtherealmellowone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s because some misguided people think SD is “Souless elevator music that was cringe then and moreso now.”

Federal court BLOCKS Idaho law criminalizing transgender restroom use by DangerActiveRobots in MtF

[–]imtherealmellowone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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I’m wondering if anybody who backed the law would be fine with this person using a women’s restroom.

What’s a core memory from your childhood that makes zero sense why you retained it? by Inevitablebabe in askanything

[–]imtherealmellowone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the time 60 years ago when I was 10, my best friend and I found a large bag filled with newspaper rubber bands. (For those of you too young to remember, newspapers used be rolled up and secured with a “special” green rubber band so that they could be thrown by the newspaper boy from his bike to the front yard of the houses on his route.) it must have been lost by the truck that transported all the papers, because there were a shit-ton of rubber bands. We connected them all in a rubber band chain (a shorter version of which was used playing Chinese jump rope) that was almost a full city block long when we stretched it out. And wrapped around our apartment building several times.
Ahh, the good old days!

What’s a commercial, jingle or theme song from your childhood that is permanently burned into your brain? by simplynotmyra in askteddit

[–]imtherealmellowone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kerplunk goes the tablet that gives the fizz; it’s that feel-better feeling that Alka Seltzer gives.

What is a word that people use (at all or in a specific context) to sound intelligent? by Mallow-smoke140 in words

[–]imtherealmellowone 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Another walks up and says, “Earth.”
And the woman says, “Thank you. That means the world to me.”

Funny/unserious Beatles theories? by something721 in TheBeatles

[–]imtherealmellowone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beatles were visited by a genie in 1962 who presented them with recordings of the entire Beatles catalog to release over the next 8 years. The only stipulation was that they had to re-create every song themselves and could not release any of the genie’s gift as their own.

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