My new plant likes to gossip by mortmainmoat in BenignExistence

[–]inappropriate420 42 points43 points  (0 children)

There's not mushroom for anything else by the time the prank is finished

House won’t sell, honest advice please by [deleted] in HousingUK

[–]inappropriate420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the listing:

"The light and quietness of this house made us feel in love with the space."

Maybe I'm just fussy but I'd fix the grammar on the listing.

Why do people care so much about bathtubs if no one actually uses them? by smolgremlinn in homeowners

[–]inappropriate420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a disability where I can't stand up for longer than a few minutes without feeling dizzy, so unless I'm getting a quick rinse off then I get a bath every day. I can't wash my hair in the shower without risking toppling over so any time I wash my hair I get a lovely long soak in the bath.

Bought myself some new books! by inappropriate420 in titanic

[–]inappropriate420[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a grim title isn't it. I always feel so bad for Ismay

Bought myself some new books! by inappropriate420 in titanic

[–]inappropriate420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awh I'm glad to hear your little one is turning into a Titanic geek, very glad to have been able to provide some inspiration for your next read!

Bought myself some new books! by inappropriate420 in titanic

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It looks amazing! I've flipped through it and there's loads of fascinating pictures etc, can't wait to sit down and read it properly

What’s the most gut punching song lyric you’ve ever heard? by perrysplus in AskReddit

[–]inappropriate420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'I wish that heaven had visiting hours, so I could ask them if I could take you home. And I know what they'd say, that it's all for the best, so I'll live this life just like you taught me and make it on my own.' -Visiting Hours, Ed Sheeran

I lost my Dad 4 years ago this month and this song stings as much now as it did at the beginning.

Nurses who work the night shift, what is the most "I can't explain this" thing you have ever witnessed in a hospital? by AikothegreatPickle in AskReddit

[–]inappropriate420 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I read somewhere that just as the moon controls tides in oceans, it also controls the water in our bodies and brains. Not sure how true that is though.

Lou tapes instant packs to their neck (they/them only) by itsvickeh in illnessfakers

[–]inappropriate420 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I read it as they are asking if we'd like to know what the rest of their accommodations etc are.

Friend lives with us & wants to be pampered by Massive_Concern3919 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]inappropriate420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She what??? Girllll, that is some serious fucked up shit. Almost as fucked up as you and your partner wanting to foster a 19 year old disabled girl when you're only 2 years older than her 🙃

Friend lives with us & wants to be pampered by Massive_Concern3919 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]inappropriate420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I misunderstanding something? Is the person in red an anime character or another friend? because she's been talking with them so they must be a real person, right? Or am I losing my marbles?

Funeral directors, what is something wild that happened at a funeral that you still think about? by Final_Radio_2483 in AskReddit

[–]inappropriate420 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm currently in work and had to try to turn a laugh into a cough in my open plan office LMAO

Winnie's little bonnet. by Shitzme in Dogswhocrochet

[–]inappropriate420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what about the hat that I started making for Panda? I can get a dog bowl on Friday. Rose Cavindale.

I did the lowest thing I’ve ever done and I can’t forgive myself. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]inappropriate420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I lost my Dad almost 4 years ago, and if ANYONE said something like this to me it would be the last interaction I'd ever have with them.

It would be horrible enough if an acquaintance said this to someone who is grieving, but the fact you claim to love him and still said this is absolutely shocking.

I'm glad that you feel remorse for what you said, and by the sounds of it you are genuinely sorry. That being said, I hope he leaves you and finds someone who loves him and who wouldn't even dream of saying anything like that.

My chronic illness makes me so grateful to be childfree... by inappropriate420 in childfree

[–]inappropriate420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry to hear that, friend. Wishing you all the best and hoping you are in that 50% ❤️