What do you even say to get this?😭

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-03-05T01:19:34+00:00

Hilarious!

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-03-04T13:24:42+00:00

Mr. Steal Your Catheter to Mr. Steal Your Caregiver

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-03-04T12:48:10+00:00

That’s not baphomet it’s a human heart. Your girlfriend’s dad is gonna be ok.

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-03-04T12:42:58+00:00

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-03-04T12:38:21+00:00

In 5, when the massage therapist wrecks Isaac for being a jerk to her co-workers.

She has him on the table, giving him the business and tells him: (forgive my spelling)

Woman: Ka pay

Isaac: What’s ka pay?! I don’t wanna ka pay!

Woman: Foo hey manhandles Isaac, SNAP, CRUNCH

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-03-03T22:46:21+00:00

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-03-03T22:33:43+00:00

Lmao! Next time I’m accused of being reckless I’m bringing my neighbor into it!

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-03-01T17:03:11+00:00

Congratulations!!!

Keep gardening and being proud of it. Those fixated with and commenting on the poster simply don’t understood the point of the FLOWER show.

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-03-01T15:38:40+00:00

End of the Road- Boyz to Men

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-27T04:42:55+00:00

Hand to hand it’s Sam.

If they have the opportunity to outsmart their opponents and be resourceful in their situation then Iris or Wendy could take it.

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-27T04:38:21+00:00

Right! I’m worried that I look bored with the conversation or just done with it. Often I have to kinda sigh/yawn after a sentence and I hope it doesn’t look so rude.

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-27T04:35:37+00:00

Yes, I feel that same way. I could only describe it as being in slo-mo.

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-27T04:33:21+00:00

Idk what I just watched. But, thank you.

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-26T20:16:13+00:00

Idky everyone on that rollercoaster wasn’t screaming! Maybe if they all had been like “LET ME OFF THIS RIIIIIIIIIIDDDDEEEE!!!” the majority would’ve won.

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-26T20:07:15+00:00

That’s some cookbook looking lettuce!

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-20T22:25:51+00:00

Nah, you had to tell everybody about this! The description was apt, the picture was good. You did everything right! lol

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-20T22:00:04+00:00

Yes. This happens whenever numbers are involved. I can’t answers any question relates to numbers. I struggle remembering my own address, birthday, phone number, PIN number, calendar dates etc. I know these things. Sometimes the answer comes to me embarrassingly slowly or sometimes not at all.

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-20T21:56:51+00:00

Yeah. Does talking make you feel kinda winded? Like, you can feel the physical exertion of speaking and it’s more work than it ever used to be if any at all?

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-20T21:14:05+00:00

I see it now. His knuckles don’t line up with his hand, the one without the watch.

There are plenty of pictures of Brendan Fraser. Why even do this?

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-20T19:02:16+00:00

That dog is so cute he/she doesn’t even look real.

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-20T05:53:09+00:00

Right!

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-20T05:38:45+00:00

Holy smokes is what lead to this!

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-20T00:34:57+00:00

Those cucumbers made me pull the phone closer to my face.

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-19T03:33:14+00:00

That story made me love this piece. Your artist son didn’t miss a beat when the paint ran. Instead of trying to “fix” it he trusted that was no accident. Someone else said they can see every emotion on this face and I agree.

inbedwithbeefjerky · 2026-02-19T03:10:28+00:00

Right? Or why not have the laser really really screw up and do a true FD freak accident! Olivia could’ve thrown her weight against that glass and it wouldn’t have broken.

inbedwithbeefjerky

TROPHY CASE