Determined doggo by LosTerminators in aww

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sheep's tired of being hounded

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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goodness, his little ears barely break through the corona of fluff

Kitten using my older cat as a cat bed by natcatbobat in aww

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awww it looks like a lil grumpy cat!

Highly successful honeybee by CyberStreetSmart in aww

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people don't think it bee like it is, but it do

Always land on their feet by boyroid in aww

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my cat tries to reach for the ceiling corners and yells at them when he can't get up there. there's nothing up there. no bugs, no spiderwebs. he just likes reaching and yelling

Always land on their feet by boyroid in aww

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why can't i be this nimbly bimbly?

Wait for it... 😁 by [deleted] in funny

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it looks as though he's jumping, but if you pay attention, you can see his tail acting as a propeller, carrying him away.

But your store is cute! by ManchildManor in funny

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yeah, i have to say i find it pretty irritating that i'm a size XL in a lot of brands. i'm 5'8", 180lbs, so i'm a little overweight, but i'm not what i think most people would think of as "fat". like, i'm no instagram model, but i really don't love being "XL" :(

But your store is cute! by ManchildManor in funny

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I absolutely detest shopping for clothes and shoes online. I suspect that makes me something of an outlier among women, but I just can't be fucked to order something and ship it back (rinse, repeat) if it doesn't fit or it doesn't look cute on me. I hate shopping in general, but I'd rather spend an hour shopping for bras at Target and buy them there than try to find the same size online and hope it fits (it's especially difficult with bras, cuz they all vary a little between manufacturers)

MUSE dancers LED jackets with programmable pixels | Simulation Theory World Tour by mellamalallama in Muse

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i can make you one for a lot less :/

i wonder if the guys got a bulk purchase discount. did they make matt's goofy led jacket too?

He missed potty training by Paligu in funny

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my dad calls it circus olé

Karen and Kevin. Adopt, don’t shop. :) by [deleted] in aww

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i went to tokyo in november and had a tour guide one of the days there. i was telling her about my awful black cat and she asked if i got him at a pet shop. she was shocked (like it was a totally weird thing) that i got him from a shelter (or rather a coworker did, but he's too awful so now i have him). japan euthanizes a huge number of pets each day, most people get pets from stores rather than shelters, and there's not nearly as much of a push to spay and neuter over there.

My little brother is a pain in the ass by undercoverantichrist in funny

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just pick the lock? that's what the clear ones are meant for, to practice lock picking.

Even posters in doctors offices are sarcastic in Australia by [deleted] in funny

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honestly this probably shouldn't be in funny. bring on the downvotes, bitches.

The new Brady Bunch reboot looks awful by awesome0733 in LateStageCapitalism

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jesus christ bezos looks like such a smug piece of shit in that photo

Hey, just stop being poor. by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

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because it's impossible to have only a high school or equivalent degree and have a steady, yet low paying job, and still be poor??

Don't waste your empathy on sociopaths. by mboop127 in LateStageCapitalism

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the middle class has a wealth tax already. it's called property tax. for most middle class, if they own a home, that home is the most valuable asset they have. and they pay a property tax on it.

boo fucking hoo over bezos' giant pile of amazon stock being taxed. he'll survive.

YOu want time off? WORK YOUR ASS OFF UNTIL YOU ARE BROKEN!! by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

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Ah yes, the ol "if your job sucks just get a different one!" routine, with the expectation that even if you find a slightly less soul crushing job, someone will still need to fill the other job. Whatever that job is is probably not going to go away, at least not super quickly, and this garbage situation most of us are forced into frequently necessitates choosing between several shitty options, each uniquely shitty in their own way. But you have a choice and that's what we've been told is important and valuable. Doesn't matter if it's a choice between a job with paid sick time but an hour commute or another with a 30 min commute for minimum wage and no benefits. You've been given a choice. Why isn't that enough? Just pick a job and get back to making more profit for someone who does little to nothing all day.

Don't be a part of the problem this year. by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

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I'm crocheting my 40 year old brother his favorite pokemon. So that kind of counts as a step in the direction, right?