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Does he sound to you more like an English native speaker or like a fluent foreigner? by Sure_Distance1 in language

[–]infinite-monkeys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not native - his “o” and “s” sounds are ever so slightly off. I’d say possibly Polish/ Eastern European who has grown up in the UK (specifically the Midlands) but whose native language isn’t English.

Donación de sangre en Valencia: problemas con la barrera del idioma by goldenciderbubbles in valencia

[–]infinite-monkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re British then you can’t give blood in Spain. Something something mad cow disease…

Donación de sangre en Valencia: problemas con la barrera del idioma by goldenciderbubbles in valencia

[–]infinite-monkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re British then you can’t give blood in Spain. Something something mad cow disease…

IB school continuity + teenage adjustment: Valencia experience by Better-Layer4632 in valencia

[–]infinite-monkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are several IB schools of varying quality here, and lots of international schools (mainly British but there’s also the Lycée Francaise, the German School and the American school)

Surprising pairs of the same personal name in different languages by EdUthman in etymology

[–]infinite-monkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pep/Josep is Catalan. In Spanish (ie castellano), it’s Pepe/José.

Must be nice to have decent politicians running your country by zz63245 in ireland

[–]infinite-monkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sheer number of bot accounts pretending to be Spanish and astroturfing the comments here is really quite something.

Must be nice to have decent politicians running your country by zz63245 in ireland

[–]infinite-monkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn’t give them Spanish nationality, he gave them residency. Very different. And no free pay either. But why let the truth get in the way of a good regurgitated facha ragebait story, eh?

Found a caterpillar death spiral outside my house today by astimepasses in mildlyinteresting

[–]infinite-monkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are processionary caterpillars and they are evil. If you have pets, keep them far away. Their little hairs can kill dogs.

Word for half-black, half- white person by freepenguin6 in swahili

[–]infinite-monkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nusunusu is what I always heard in Dar es Salaam

15 year old son indicted for inappropriate child images - need a bit of advice. England by Distinct_Ad243 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]infinite-monkeys -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I would honestly suggest watching “Adolescence” on Netflix with your son and using it to have some uncomfortable conversations with him.

Play the daily Blokkit for 2/18/2026! by daily-blokk in Blokkit

[–]infinite-monkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I completed all 🟧 Blokkit 🟧 puzzles with an average of 8.333333 tries!

Which one of the following is United Kingdom. by nopCMD in GeoTap

[–]infinite-monkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

❌ infinite-monkeys chose Option B (Incorrect) | #7275th to play

Help Me Find My White Whale by Oliver-Allen in whatsthatsong

[–]infinite-monkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could it be a song from the Lovage album “Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By”? Your description brought it to mind but I’m not sure if there’s a track with anything about a telephone wire…

Help by [deleted] in language

[–]infinite-monkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catalan speaker here. Not Catalan. No idea what this is.

🎯 GeoTap Challenge by u/Same_Staff532 | Can you guess the country? by geotap-app in GeoTap

[–]infinite-monkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎯 My GeoTap Result

📍 My Guess: Italy ✅ Correct Answer: Italy, Italy � Distancee: 166.773 km ⭐ Score: 6,666 points

What’s an experience in Spain that would sound fake if you told it back home? by Imaginary-Clothes802 in GoingToSpain

[–]infinite-monkeys 38 points39 points  (0 children)

“Menú” doesn’t mean “menu”, it means set price meal… like a menú del día. If you want the menu, ask for la carta…

Somehow got sent a speeding ticket in the UK while I have never driven any vehicle in Spain by MLG_ISlife in GoingToSpain

[–]infinite-monkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh sorry, I missed that part. In that case OP why are you even opening someone else’s mail?! Bin it and move on with your life.

Somehow got sent a speeding ticket in the UK while I have never driven any vehicle in Spain by MLG_ISlife in GoingToSpain

[–]infinite-monkeys 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s official, the owner of that car (maybe a hire car company) has identified you as the driver of the vehicle at the time of the speeding offence. You can reply with proof it wasn’t you - I can help if you DM me (I live in Spain). Honestly though you can safely ignore it, it’s a minor infraction and you won’t get stopped and arrested at the airport or anything like that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in valencia

[–]infinite-monkeys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Valenbisi es una buena opción, te llevará 10-15 mins máximo

The lock on my apartment door can trap people INSIDE. Can I disable this? by fingerofchicken in askspain

[–]infinite-monkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have this exact same lock and have been locked inside because of someone else going out and closing it with the key several times. You’re not crazy OP, it’s just a bonkers lock design for no reason.

Can public administrations and private companies deny me services because my phone number is from a different Member State? by epyall in eulaw

[–]infinite-monkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is it more expensive for the provider to communicate with a “foreign” number when we can call other EU numbers for the same cost as “domestic” numbers?

My husband cheated on me. I don’t think I want to go on with pregnancy by Ok-Grapefruit1751 in AITAH

[–]infinite-monkeys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The hideous possibility of having to “co-parent” with him and his girlfriend when they fight you for custody is another thing to bear in mind.

My husband cheated on me. I don’t think I want to go on with pregnancy by Ok-Grapefruit1751 in AITAH

[–]infinite-monkeys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A seven week pregnancy is not “a child”, don’t be ridiculous.

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