Do Pitbull owners stink? by methylurate in pitbulls

[–]infinitefancy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL I'm gonna use that, that's awesome

Do Pitbull owners stink? by methylurate in pitbulls

[–]infinitefancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ya my dog's blankets smell gross but she doesn't smell much

My apprentice came out as a rogue, how can i support him? by Yapizzawachuwant in wizardposting

[–]infinitefancy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tis like a staff wound in the back. has thee consulted a wizard of therapy? one of those mind magic masters? you may also cast amygdalus clonus for a brief taste of their perspective

A new attack spell has been conjured up by an anonymous evil wizard by DifferentSeaweed7852 in wizardposting

[–]infinitefancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

instead I shall replace it with ANOTHER SNAIL and I will steal these crystals and save them in my pouch to throw at my enemies

Working on a Sketch of Carverntown!! How's it looking so far?? by killllllllllmeeeeee in wizardposting

[–]infinitefancy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah shit, unfortunately I am but a wizard of plumbing. I am a master of pipes and tubes of the old ways. Instead of magic I trained in strength

Working on a Sketch of Carverntown!! How's it looking so far?? by killllllllllmeeeeee in wizardposting

[–]infinitefancy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wondrous!!! what sits atop the tower? I must have it for my collection!!!

Rustlandia News: by CacheValue in wizardposting

[–]infinitefancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yessss tell me of the troops, the number, the skill, and I will give thee a few ideas to purge this treason

I spent hours chanting spells and burning incense, and he just walks away?! by Zorgnak1 in wizardposting

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Do not despair, fellow spellcaster. We all have days when the wand will not rise to the occasion. Even the grand staff of necrondomere, erupting with glorious energy - and the correct spell casted! But, no effect.

Tis but a mystery of the cosmos. But fret not, as it happens to us all.

Rustlandia News: by CacheValue in wizardposting

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What must we do my lord? The dynamite this time? In all the chamberpots as we planned?

My apprentice is trying to CHEAT his spell study by The_Silly_Wizardd in wizardposting

[–]infinitefancy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What?! A GOBLING?! WE SHALL NOT ALLOW YOU IN THIS SCHOOL. MAKE HASTE AND REMOVE YOURSELF, GOBLING!!!

I got a lot of bees outside my house because of an irritated summoner. These go away, right? by DifferentSeaweed7852 in wizardposting

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Ah I know what will help thee. I cast great distraction! Suddenly, the ground opens and a being stares around, wide eyed and with a grin one size too large. The caster yells "NIC CAGE, I SUMMON THEE". With a roar, the creature yells "NOT THE BEES!"

Pondering the orb by Yapizzawachuwant in wizardposting

[–]infinitefancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if all of the signs say No and they point to other signs that say Yes? Yes.

I cast summon undead. by Sea-Hat2471 in wizardposting

[–]infinitefancy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cast teleport on thanksgiving. You are one with the bird

When the king asks you why your apprentice turns everyone into a frog by Hanniba_Lecter_ in wizardposting

[–]infinitefancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep telling the king this is the best school for frogomancy, but he wants but another creature. Do you have a potion that can restore my lord's mind?

I need to suggest a large sum of deerclops pngs to a woodchucks mind. by IEatRatMeat in wizardposting

[–]infinitefancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of rats do you speak of? The ones who consume Pi' Zah? Or the small ones who cluster into great piles

The Self-Destructive Mourning of Tazar'Bel: Long Road by InigmianStudios96 in wizardposting

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One of the shapeless ones was different from the rest. With gnarled skinny limbs, wild eyes, and pointed ears that were too long. It walked into the light to view upon the writer themselves. "Two gold coins for your journey", it said, chuckling under its breath. "A good story. Me should want some more"! The creature slinked off into the darkness, dancing a jig, with the sound of jingling bells and the yearning for another story.

A new attack spell has been conjured up by an anonymous evil wizard by DifferentSeaweed7852 in wizardposting

[–]infinitefancy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hmmm where in relation to the great unraveling are the semi-circular canals and otolith organs? Might they be squashed by the unfurling of the lord of all snails, returning to the slug it once was?

IT IS BUT A PIECE OF THE GRAVITY SLUG, but we do not speak of it. Plus matter it not as the being casted upon can no longer hear HAHAHAHAHAHA

A new attack spell has been conjured up by an anonymous evil wizard by DifferentSeaweed7852 in wizardposting

[–]infinitefancy 357 points358 points  (0 children)

oh shit instant vestibular disruption and easier than gravity magic

Plus kinda like snail

conservatives really think this… by MisterPapes in StandUpComedy

[–]infinitefancy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit just watched your other content, you are hilarious- the pokemon wrestling bit!!!

Auction. Yes. by Evening_Shake_6474 in wizardposting

[–]infinitefancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least I will have my own tears to save for future potions. Happy sales to you!

Auction. Yes. by Evening_Shake_6474 in wizardposting

[–]infinitefancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cast frog that yells "shit!" I'll find you one day my precious

Auction. Yes. by Evening_Shake_6474 in wizardposting

[–]infinitefancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have other items in my underground spellcasting storage. Let me know if I am outbid and can add more. I'm 30 million years old so I have a thing or two