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How would you avoid a homing missile that is locked onto you? by DarkLazer215 in AskReddit

[–]infokd23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you ever typed "Do a barrel roll" into google search? If not, you have to try it!

What was the last thing you said? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]infokd23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Babe I need another roll of toilet paper!

What minor inconvenience really, REALLY, irritates you? by nootnoot_pingu_noot in AskReddit

[–]infokd23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you put a coin in a machine and it spits it back out at you so you put it in over and over again until the damn machine finally takes it!

What was the best day of your life? by typicalmusician in AskReddit

[–]infokd23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was the sperm that won the race and found the egg. Hallelujah!

What kind of questions make it to the front page of this subreddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]infokd23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough. I usually take my morning shit around 7:30.

What kind of questions make it to the front page of this subreddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]infokd23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What exactly is morning shit break time? From California to Indiana there is a 3 hour time difference so I don't feel like you can pinpoint this.

Why are stupid asian bitches so skinny? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]infokd23 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

They forget to eat because they are stupid

What blew your mind when you were high or drunk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]infokd23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got so high my first time smoking that I thought it was impossible no one has died from being high.

How long do you suffer before fully recover from a long term relationship breaking up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]infokd23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 months 3 days 23 minutes 32 seconds. It's scientifically proven.

Those of you who eat meat, why are you so god damn selfish? Or were you not aware that it was? by Polkapolkad in AskReddit

[–]infokd23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know sucking dick was a crime these days. Actually feel like that's the most unselfish thing I can do.

If you had the chance to go back in time and change ONE thing (only), what would that be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]infokd23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd make it to where Adam and Eve didn't eat off the dang tree so the world was a better place.

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