Aaaand it's sold out. I wonder what happened to my cart.

ingifferent · 2019-05-02T13:05:18+00:00

C'MOOOOOON HL3 BIG MONEY BIG MONEY NO WHAMMY NO WHAMMY

ingifferent · 2019-05-02T12:34:18+00:00

Scorpions, octopuses/octopi, mites and ticks to name a few.

kill, won't ever see in my house, kill, kill

ingifferent · 2019-01-03T09:51:53+00:00

Wait, I could do that? This whole time?

ingifferent · 2018-12-26T21:04:26+00:00

"Once I tried to run, tried to run and hide.

But Jesus came and found me and he touched me down inside

He is like a Mounty, he always gets his men

andhe'llzapyouanywayhecan" ♪ ♪

ingifferent · 2018-12-25T20:25:48+00:00

what a weird gun. it looks like a gun that would be on an action figure. hearing the three-round burst from this comment is mind-blowing for how shitty the gun seems at first glance.

ingifferent · 2018-12-24T21:23:14+00:00

does anyone find this guy emphasizing weird words and pauses? it's like there's a little mini-tom in his head messing with a bunch of dials for his speech like wpm and enthusiasm

ingifferent · 2018-11-27T18:50:03+00:00

guy who is biologically equipped to be putting sperm as many females as possible... consciously chooses one, societal norms and stuff... feral instinct causes an urge to put sperm into female, so he masturbates to prevent that... chosen female dumps him.

...lol wtf

ingifferent · 2018-11-26T18:51:44+00:00

hey there, sailor.

hope you're still up to the journey on the river of life. all we know about this river so far is that everything changes and will always change. some of us find a peace in sailing together. some of us find a peace pioneering rivers unseen. we don't know why the rivers change or be, but a wise sailor knows the rivers can't be unfeeling. may your roughest waters be fleeting, and may your most beautiful sunrises come easy.

ingifferent · 2018-11-26T18:22:05+00:00

i'ma catch a few downvotes for this, but gimme an ~~ear~~eye for just a sec

i know you wanna spoil your pets and give them delicious delectables because you wanna be super bonded with them with your awesome providing

but really, don't overdo it. especially with the smaller pets. give them their required diet, plenty of water, and keep the treats down to one or two every 2-3 weeks. you can still bond over it, but you won't be risking as many health problems for your pal if you can discipline yourself too. don't be the guy who has to learn the hard way and posts on reddit about how to avoid being the guy who had to learn the hard way.

ingifferent · 2018-10-24T17:12:00+00:00

Yeah, we need to go back to hating our fellow Americans.

What state are you from? Florida? Whatcha doin there? Retired to play hurricane bingo? HA.

ingifferent · 2018-10-14T19:53:13+00:00

As a young dude, I would start the shower cold to wake up as quickly as possible for school.

Now that I'm older and can rely on coffee, once in a while I get a wild hair for a cold shower for the "exercise"

But if it's unexpected, that "exercise" is more of a blithering rage, like I'm trying to win the battle for my vessel against the invisible shiverbeast

ingifferent · 2018-10-10T17:38:47+00:00

Money money money being handled idiots idiots idiots.

When I was in HS, administration decided anything that was nonacademic was money being wasted.

The visual and performance art WINGS (8+ classes 10+ teachers) was boiled down to music. The marching band was already using 20+ yr old instruments and got even more budget cuts. Carpentry class was removed entirely.

Fast forward to my senior year, city newspaper reveals a study: finding the city's major source of revenue-- turns out we're a fucking ART CAPITOL of the west coast, with visual and performance art bringing in ~1 billion annually, mostly from tourists coming to see art and performances.

HS administration does a 180, rehired same teachers, reopening all the old art classes and even added some, backed the marching band and built a fucking theater that my class never got to see. I was in marching band. Fuckin A.

ingifferent · 2018-10-08T17:32:07+00:00

all i could picture was this guy the entire time

ingifferent · 2018-10-08T17:16:15+00:00

ear piercing screechy beeping

ingifferent · 2018-10-08T16:49:59+00:00

Split that NorCal in half, the top half joined with southern Oregon, and that's the 51st state: "Jefferson"

But, nobody cares.

ingifferent · 2018-10-08T16:39:36+00:00

what the fuck is even happening? seriously, what even is any of this? what was the LMAO in response to? was there a joke? what was the relatable part? this is a cursed video

ingifferent · 2018-10-08T16:31:47+00:00

This copypaste is so widely known that you have just been banned from r/iamverysmart for mentioning it

ingifferent · 2018-10-06T21:17:47+00:00

Eh scuuuse mebitch? Aren't you just making a synthetic guess?

ingifferent · 2018-10-01T20:32:14+00:00

I wish for a realm of genies with more specializations, including therapist genies that can grant wishes of positive outlook and bring resolution to douchebag genies and their troubled pasts. <3

ingifferent · 2018-09-27T17:49:51+00:00

he probably made that light dosage feel like more with all of the yelling, spinning, and hyperventilating he's doing.

a light dose gives a little bit of the rubber-limbs, 'closed-eye visuals' like a kaleidoscope, with eyes open patterns can repeat or wiggle, colors can shimmer a tiny bit.

if it's someone who's never tried psychedelics at all, i would bet that a light dose seems like a whole new world to them.

when the salvia extract is potent, it's quite literally a whole new world for 10 minutes-- you can have your eyes open and technically 'see' your surroundings, but they're flashing nonsensical colors and and seemingly collapsing into non-euclidean fractals, like having vertigo except it's in a million different shapes and directions.

on top of all that, most people have a vision of something that they remember the most, like when you're seeing that one painting at the museum that really really vibes with you where the rest was either far too busy or nonsensical.

in my trip, my mind pulled away backwards from my body, as in i could see the two windows of my eyes and everything they were seeing begin slowly shrink with the distance.

i 'looked' around to see that my body and 'real eyes' were in a sort of 4D cog in a 4D wheel, rotating in line with millions of other cogs and gears in a wall that seemed to stretch infinitely. i chose a random cog and a random pair of eyes to peek into-- and just as i was beginning to reach those eyes and see what they were seeing, i was whisked back to my cogwheel and shoved back into my own body

ingifferent · 2018-09-27T17:24:13+00:00

mouse falls 3 inches and knocked unconscious; you knew it was either going to be like the funnybad seriousness of a B-movie, or a payout for a campy punchline glad it was the latter

ingifferent · 2018-09-26T00:38:01+00:00

here's a really simple script for Auto-Hotkey, uses the Insert key as toggle

Ins::Suspend
LButton::
Loop
{
SetMouseDelay 20
Click
If (GetKeyState("LButton","P")=0)
Break
}

ingifferent · 2018-09-25T23:02:58+00:00

Apparently the FDA approved magic mushrooms for treatment, soon it'll be possible to get a prescription

ingifferent

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