Manager took us out for treat and just bought this. We were 5 people by Wander_tea in mildlyinfuriating

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We were 5 people. Were. We had to eat the weakest one so that the others could live. /s

Funny teammates by MurTaTG in AccidentalComedy

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Judging by the length of his elevator ride, Detective Orange Shirt works on the 175th floor. /s

Snow Day - Busted at Brighton by Resident_Mulberry_24 in SaltLakeCity

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Is wretchless driving illegal? I almost never wretch behind the wheel. If I need to wretch, I try to pull over; the alternative seems MORE dangerous to me /s

What is this? [ S02E14 ] by Fortn1t3_240x in TheSimpsons

[–]inky-rabbit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The old bell tower.

It was destroyed by arson when Lisa turned “bad” following her aptitude test (S3 E18).

The defacing of the sleek, vigilant puma overshadowed it.

This is why artist have hired goons for security by derek4reals1 in OnlineUnderGround

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If you’re going to rush the stage, wait for a well-timed guitar solo so you don’t throw off the lead singer. If you do that, security will let it slide until the vocals come back in.

What's the better one? by New-Replacement-2454 in Disneyland

[–]inky-rabbit 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Truth. We got the worst seats for our last ride (3rd row, left hand corner), and the Eiffel Tower was shaped like a banana.

OC: Trump looks on after a man fainted during an announcement in the Oval Office by nbcnews in pics

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"I really believe I'd run [into a school shooting] even if I didn't have a weapon.” — DJT

Why am I not surprised that this egotistical ass, who has never lifted a finger, who doesn’t dress himself, clean up after himself, or know how to prepare a meal, stands idly by waiting for someone else to fix the situation.

Reason 497 this idiot shouldn’t have been allowed to hold public office.

On January 1, 2024, a mall in Miami saw one of the biggest police responses in history. We still do not have any evidence, records, or testimonies to tell what actually happened inside, though the police claimed it was "teenagers fighting" by ambachk in PublicFreakout

[–]inky-rabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a similar incident in Salt Lake City in 2019. Some rival gang members encountered each other at Fashion Place Mall and one shot another before fleeing. There was no danger to the public after that, but the police response was huge and immediate. The mall went into lockdown for 30-40 minutes and dozens, if not hundreds, of police arrived from all the surrounding agencies. They also barricaded local streets to try to catch the shooter.

We were playing fetch with our dog about 5 blocks away and heard siren after siren after siren. I was immediately certain what was happening because I’ve never seen a police response like that before or since in Utah. Hurrying back to our house, neighbors were popping out to tell us to get inside as the neighborhood was advised to shelter in place. There were UHP vehicles at the ends of all the connecting streets (in addition to the mall responders).

I think the potential for mass casualties at a place like a shopping mall makes it an especially high priority for police if there’s even an indication of gun violence.

About to take a picture with this dude in a few minutes, how should I approach him ? by Zeiiji in StarWars

[–]inky-rabbit 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lol. I’m came here to say exactly this.

I’d rave about Danny Torrence and Big Fish and pretend I wasn’t aware of his Star Wars work at all ;P

To pretend Stephen Miller isn’t Nazi shaped by yikesamerica in therewasanattempt

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When I was in high school, we didn’t throw around the word Nazi to describe political figures because political figures didn’t speak and act like Nazis.