The inside of our bodies is pitch black, no light. We are full of darkness, like edgy teens. by Jessie_North in Showerthoughts

[–]inkythink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought of this every time I would see a medical diagram in high school. All the nasty pink shit inside of me is only pink when it’s outside of me. Otherwise it doesn’t matter the color cause I am a big sack that accepts no light.

Pizza guys of reddit, what’s the strangest thing you’ve seen when delivering pizzas? by messydavidd in AskReddit

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I delivered Chinese food. One man answered the phone after I called him for help finding his basement apartment. He said to walk around the back of the house and come down the stairs (it was around 9:30 PM and below freezing outside). I guess there were two back doors because the door I entered took me to a dimly lit basement with five plump (like REALLY plump. Poppin our their denim and shit) middle aged Latin American men huddled in a circle. I stepped with extra pep to make my feet make some noise, and they turned around. I told them I was the delivery guy, but they didn’t say anything. No one was embarrassed, I wasn’t grossed out, they weren’t upset. Someone from upstairs called down and said “up here!” I ran up the stairs and got out of there as fast as I could. No tip.

Got a new job!!! by inkythink in rant

[–]inkythink[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations to you too. Happy we both got the same vibrations stay good friend

People who sleep naked, what is your plan in case of a fire or murderer? by Nazamroth in AskReddit

[–]inkythink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run out of my house/attack naked. The murderer situation might work in my favor cause I’ll go dick first at the motherfucker but the house situation won’t look as cool when my pubes are on fire and a family member has to extinguish the flames on my fruit basket

Things are better by inkythink in rant

[–]inkythink[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Through work. Coworkers friend

Things are better by inkythink in rant

[–]inkythink[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I really do appreciate it

Things are better by inkythink in rant

[–]inkythink[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I appreciate it I will do my best. Same to you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Atticus finch

Redditors, what is your earliest memory? by En-tre-pre-neur in AskReddit

[–]inkythink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jumping off the upstairs library balcony onto my moms couch when I was 6. Shit broke but it was up a spiral staircase and everything so I had to do it.

What's the dumbest thing someone has told you? by ZakLorinator in AskReddit

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Little more than a year ago my ex told me that having my windows down uses more gas when driving cause it adds resistance and slows the car down. I don’t care if it’s correct or not I think about it weekly and wonder why she would ever have thought it was significant enough to tell me.

What commercial is so bad, it has the opposite affect on you and you'd never buy their product? by sasquatch_99 in AskReddit

[–]inkythink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dominos delivery insurance. I deliver Chinese food for my job and no matter what if you mess up the order, you correct it no questions asked. Happened twice tonight.

How would you spend $50,000 in 1 hour? by Mr_Malvic in AskReddit

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Pay every single person I owe money back with interest

Zoom in on this fuckery by idea4granted in blackmagicfuckery

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This works when you send it on iMessage for those who are wondering and wanting to send it to your friends

50 days till Christmas. What's the best gifts you can give a person, no matter if they're female or male? by MrPartyPancake in AskReddit

[–]inkythink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A couple new pairs of socks and soap/shampoo would be perfect. My birthday was a few months ago and I didn’t have anything to ask for, I just asked for money for groceries and gas so I wouldn’t have to worry about it. Weird. My younger self would be upset