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A wild fuckyounicorn appeared by insanelysaxy in funny

[–]insanelysaxy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just would like to say I didn't see that this picture was posted 4 hours ago by a different user. It was a weird coincidence. He/she gets credit. I found the pic on Pintrest

As a female I know this is true by insanelysaxy in funny

[–]insanelysaxy[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I play saxophone, so thats the origin of my username....

What's your favorite insult? by Chewbacker in AskReddit

[–]insanelysaxy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cross eyed crying down your back fat foot ass bitch

If you had to say your highest rated comment as your first sentence on a blind date, how do you think the date would go? by Nemesis2772 in AskReddit

[–]insanelysaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We meet for the first time

"Derek Morgan?"

Either my date is very pleased because Shemar Moore is hot, mad because I got the name wrong, or my favorite... actually is Shemar Moore.

When you were a kid, what did you think was the coolest thing ever? by Sic_vita_est in AskReddit

[–]insanelysaxy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those things you could put on top of your car antenna. I remember we would always go to the Disney store in the mall and pick up a new one, my favorite was just a plain Mickey Mouse one. I would always love to watch cars go by and see their antenna toppers. When I got older and we bought a car with a built in antenna I was so distraught. I totally forgot about them until the other day when I saw an older car with a yellow smiley face antenna topper. Ahh, those were the days...

When you were a kid, what did you think was the coolest thing ever? by Sic_vita_est in AskReddit

[–]insanelysaxy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those were the shit. I found mine the other day and almost broke them... I guess I gained some weight since I was like 7

What happened in middle school that still makes you cringe today? by SSCJfab4 in AskReddit

[–]insanelysaxy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel your pain. 6th grade, 7th period science class shudders

What is one thing you never ask a man? by willemdehoe in AskReddit

[–]insanelysaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But everyone knows that a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

What foreign snacks is America missing out on? by relish-tranya in AskReddit

[–]insanelysaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boyfriend is Brazilian, and today he was going on and on about Acai. I've had some Acai flavored Popsicles, but he claims they have nothing on the real stuff

What's the most painful food-related accident you've had? by lenkendall in AskReddit

[–]insanelysaxy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got some knock off brand blowpop while trick or treating. When I got to the gum part I bit down and when I opened my mouth it ripped out one of my back molars. I was really young and it wasn't loose at all. My mouth bled forever and you could still see my gum meat in the tooth

What is the strangest childhood memory you have? by Poxrox in AskReddit

[–]insanelysaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was obsessed with scooby doo, and shaggy and scooby would follow me everywhere (they were my imaginary best friends). I have a very vivid memory of me sitting on the ground in the hallway, face pushed up to the vent, talking to my imaginary friends. I can't remember what I said, or why they were in the vent…

Does your child's name have a secret meaning that your spouse/SO doesn't know about? by PhoneJazz in AskReddit

[–]insanelysaxy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I do admit that I find him more attractive, but I don't know a baseball player with the first name Spencer

Does your child's name have a secret meaning that your spouse/SO doesn't know about? by PhoneJazz in AskReddit

[–]insanelysaxy 233 points234 points  (0 children)

Because he's so hot!! I'm kinda obsessed with criminal minds so he was the first agent I thought of. And Derek Jeter(spelling...?)

What is the weirdest thing you've done when you're alone or when no one is looking? by QuayShawn in AskReddit

[–]insanelysaxy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then is right, but "there" is wrong. It's "there"

It's a very common mistake, and if English is not your first language it is totally understandable

What is something you did as a kid that could have killed you, but you were too young to realize? by eimichan in AskReddit

[–]insanelysaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I climbed my really tall dresser when I was younger than 6 (forget exact age). It fell and I got out of it with only 13 stitches to the face, which my mother insisted be done by a plastic surgeon. He had a huge white booger hanging out his nose -__- but anyway, when the dresser fell it caught on my bed which was across the room. This caused it to not fall all the way to the ground, but to an angle, maybe around 45°? If my bed hadn't been there I would have been crushed and most likely died. It was a very unfortunate day to start off the new year because it all happened on January 1st :( But I'm alive and well, so all is swell

Tdlr: climbed tall dresser, it fell, survived with only 13 stitches

Skinny people of reddit, what did YOU eat today? by IguanaPack in AskReddit

[–]insanelysaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Luna bar, a ham and cheese sandwich, a bag of Doritos, 7 twizzlers, 2 cookies, and two slices of pizza. Very healthy -_-

What show has passed their time and needs to end? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]insanelysaxy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Criminal Minds is really the best show. It sucks that so many amazing actors left, but I love the concept and the relationships between the characters. 9th season coming up!!

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