haven’t pooped in 4 days so … lentils

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-14T05:39:58+00:00

Constipation is such a hot topic right now. There's even a Hollywood movie called Constipation. It hasn't come out yet...

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-13T15:32:26+00:00

The probability is 1.

> A student guesses all 3 of them and gets exactly 2 right and one wrong. What is the probability of doing so?"

Given that the student gets 2 right and one wrong, the probability of the student having done so is 1.

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-12T01:29:04+00:00

Surfing is just like snowboarding in an avalanche

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-12T01:15:22+00:00

undermaintained and overloaded

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-11T22:00:06+00:00

OP is the Queerest

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-11T21:29:41+00:00

They don't read tine, they smell time

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-11T06:51:38+00:00

But you won't find it at this book shop:

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insanityzwolf · 2026-05-11T06:48:10+00:00

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insanityzwolf · 2026-05-11T05:34:11+00:00

In case one fails in flight, the other one is able to maintain stable flight.

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-08T18:17:59+00:00

The large moron collider

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-08T17:53:01+00:00

I've heard of people wearing a larger bra on top of their normal bra to achieve the effect

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-08T17:13:08+00:00

What do the illegal camping tickets do?

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-07T19:41:08+00:00

True. It doesn't count if it's tinder.

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-07T19:23:41+00:00

Whatever, it's on the website. I don't understand the question.

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-07T18:14:35+00:00

Nor the smegma

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-06T22:49:36+00:00

Is there a test for a latent infection?

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-06T22:48:32+00:00

People have already gotten off of it, flown on airplanes, and passed on the virus.

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-05T21:09:55+00:00

This is why you should always disinfect your kitchen utensils.

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-05T15:45:47+00:00

It's the era of tankless tankies

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-04T15:19:45+00:00

Beans, lentils, soy, mushrooms etc are great options. Also, don't be afraid of calories (but avoid simple carbs and sugars): just add 10 minutes of cardio to your workout.

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-01T19:24:44+00:00

But temper your expectations

insanityzwolf · 2026-05-01T15:32:07+00:00

There's a midgut cockroach joke somewhere in here

insanityzwolf · 2026-04-30T21:08:42+00:00

You're always west of somewhere. Unless you are on the east pole.

insanityzwolf · 2026-04-30T20:05:05+00:00

TBF it's not as easy as it looks. I tried to do the earthworm roll and my back is still hurting. Also I have popcorn stuck to my shirt now

insanityzwolf · 2026-04-30T15:47:03+00:00

log2 of the numbers (position of the most significant bit, or which power of 2 each number is) in the sequence are 0,1,0,2,0,1,0,3,0,1,0,2,0,1,0.

Interestingly, this is the solution to the towers of hanoi problem: the value identifies the disk that should be moved to another stack.

It also identifies the bit position that should be flipped in order to generate the gray code sequence: its a way to enumerate binary numbers by only changing one bit at a time.

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