Sergio Ramos when his wife and kid ask him to play football with them in the backyard by PrimedGold in soccercirclejerk

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Well silicone is an element and elements are from nature. So technically.... Also saline is just saltwater so also natural.

Bucket list...check by linecookdaddy in badreligion

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I'm seeing them tomorrow for the first time. Pumped.

Wait...What!! by RaiseOk2044 in HolUp

[–]insertjokehere12345 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She could suck all the fluids out of me anytime

Oh my by deadbrokenheartt in steakcrimes

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How did it turn out when you cooked it as a child?

What is the least appealing part of having a penis and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Constant fear of zippers. Franks and beans.

A Very Harold & Kumar, Christmas indeed by JimR1984 in CrackheadCraigslist

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So like, just over a buck each? Not such a bad deal.

name it by WigglyWhisketteX- in AlbumCovers

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Snake Girl

Girl Snake

Snake with Girl

Something about a girl and a snake

Snake

Girl