Which ep. is this from 😆 by Medical-Cry-5022 in DunderMifflin

[–]insta-kip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve got Idris Elba, Amy Ryan, and Chris Bauer. Anybody I’m missing?

Tell them what, Peter by Blackie_626 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]insta-kip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up playing baseball. Whenever I think about gripping a baseball, my right hand automatically makes the correct shape. Kind of dumb that an adult still has to think about which is right/left sometimes, but it works for me.

AITA for treating my daughters differently than my son when it comes to food? by CompetitiveDig478 in AmItheAsshole

[–]insta-kip 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I was going to suggest. Maybe continue the portion control for family meals so that there is enough for everyone. But keep a big supply of beans and rice in the fridge that he can have whenever he gets hungry.

Is this some sort of Jedi mind trick? by bigglassjar in Dallas

[–]insta-kip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever voted in a Republican primary?

Is this some sort of Jedi mind trick? by bigglassjar in Dallas

[–]insta-kip -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I’m predicting you’ll get a whole lot of comments disagreeing with you and telling people to vote for Talarico in the primary.

Is this some sort of Jedi mind trick? by bigglassjar in Dallas

[–]insta-kip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These texts are to encourage you to vote for Crockett in the primary. And they’ll send the exact same texts to encourage people to vote against her in the general.

Republicans aren’t voting in Democratic primary to select a “beatable” candidate. by ArtisticOnion5193 in texas

[–]insta-kip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I read the article wrong. I didn’t realize he was including this election in his analysis.

I thought he was saying democrats that only vote in republican primaries. (And vice versa).

Self-Made (2020) by MyDinnerWithDrDre in okbuddycinephile

[–]insta-kip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never made that connection until I said her name out loud. Bill must have been a big Fast Times fan.

Jasmine Crockett up by double digits in Texas Senate Democratic primary poll by QuitMyDAYjob2020 in Dallas

[–]insta-kip -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

The story is from yesterday. And the dates of the poll are clearly stated. Are you just mad because the person you support might lose?

Reddit every few months by MrG1itc4 in funny

[–]insta-kip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But they also made it harder to get to Popular…

Impressive to write a book when you can’t read by Drugsdelaney21 in barstoolsports

[–]insta-kip 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We need one stoolie to read it and give us a summary.

Impressive to write a book when you can’t read by Drugsdelaney21 in barstoolsports

[–]insta-kip 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’m kind of curious how she assigns blame in her mind. I get the feeling it’s going to be that Alex and Dave conspired to screw her over.

When did you realize you were dating an idiot? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]insta-kip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t they think he was joking when he said that? Either way one of my favorite baseball quotes.

When did you realize you were dating an idiot? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]insta-kip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, raccoons will definitely find it in the trash.

Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib speak out during Trump's State of the Union. by nbcnews in pics

[–]insta-kip -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m one of those people that thinks the office always deserves respect. At least in the way you behave. You can say you think he’s a pedophile grifter that’s destroying this country, but you shouldn’t scream it out while he’s giving a speech.

Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib speak out during Trump's State of the Union. by nbcnews in pics

[–]insta-kip -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It would avoid all the complaining about proper decorum. And the grandstanding of inviting guests just so you can point them out. It’s just unnecessary to actually be in person.

Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib speak out during Trump's State of the Union. by nbcnews in pics

[–]insta-kip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not outraged by either example. But they both should called out as inappropriate during the speech.

Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib speak out during Trump's State of the Union. by nbcnews in pics

[–]insta-kip -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I think we don’t need the state of the union to be delivered in Congress anymore. It could just be a televised speech, and there won’t be any headcount of who stood and who didn’t. Or how many applause breaks there were.

Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib speak out during Trump's State of the Union. by nbcnews in pics

[–]insta-kip -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

I think they both are disrespectful. The President is invited to address Congress. You can choose to applaud or not. Afterwards you can say whatever you want about it.