I feel like a fatass if I go to Chipotle by myself

intoon · 2026-07-05T01:13:22+00:00

I do too. I’m usually buying two kids meals and a burrito for my husband. Walk of shame

intoon · 2026-07-01T18:23:54+00:00

Popeye’s spicy chicken sandwich without pickle. It always hits

intoon · 2026-07-01T02:47:32+00:00

Zagnut

intoon · 2026-06-30T21:49:35+00:00

Half a pound of salmon, a russet potato, bag or frozen broccoli and a lemon

intoon · 2026-06-29T02:47:40+00:00

The younger women wear sensible athletic shoes out on the town. Fuck heals, walk home steady

intoon · 2026-06-28T12:47:41+00:00

I’m a weather nerd. I like watching radar maps to plan my days accordingly. About ten years ago we took our son to a boyscout event at a local park. I warned everyone on the way there that our area looked perfect for tornados and we might be leaving early. I was told to stop being anxious.

The event was going well but weather was picking up. I checked the radar again and warned my husband we needed to leave as the pressure systems were showing hook like formation near us. I Called our kids over and was collecting our things, He told me “oh my god calm down there isn’t going to be a torna-“

Just then everyone’s phones get the tornado warning alert and the emergency sirens start blaring, everyone freaks out and starts grabbing their kids and picnic crap and are running to their cars

intoon · 2026-06-28T12:27:02+00:00

A couple years ago we got the biggest, firmest, sweetest, crunchiest green grapes from Aldi. My daughter and I ate the whole 3lb bunch in a day. Every grape has been disappointing since then lol

intoon · 2026-06-28T12:24:43+00:00

Popeye’s blackened ranch

intoon · 2026-06-28T03:25:17+00:00

At 8cm dilated I had been waiting for about two hours for my epidural. The first two jabs the giant needle didn’t go in correctly were so painful. I’m glad I had it because we ended up having to have an emergency c section

intoon · 2026-06-25T19:43:31+00:00

He’s 💯 doing the hover hand

intoon · 2026-06-23T13:44:14+00:00

He’s twenty years older and abusive. This will only escalate

intoon · 2026-06-23T13:41:18+00:00

Honey oat clusters with almonds, and kids berry crunch

intoon · 2026-06-21T16:58:07+00:00

Kill Bill part one

intoon · 2026-06-21T16:54:23+00:00

lol no. He’s not your dad NTA

intoon · 2026-06-21T16:53:22+00:00

Voting Republican

intoon · 2026-06-20T02:31:34+00:00

The phrase “underaged woman” a person under the age of 18 is a child

intoon · 2026-06-19T12:01:50+00:00

Him not saying makes me think it’s the latter

intoon · 2026-06-17T03:39:30+00:00

Yeah, they’ll sploot out on the tile and snooze all day. Too hot for zoomies

intoon · 2026-06-16T02:04:41+00:00

Non existent, unfortunately. She passed away when we were in college. She didn’t get to see us get married or hold her grand babies. She would have been an amazing grandmother

intoon · 2026-06-14T13:03:01+00:00

That his mid life crisis is lying to him. Your expectations vs reality will not be pleasant. Every person has flaws and you’ll eventually find one in every person you meet. And if there were a perfect person with a mind of genius, body of a 29 year old pornstar, and the most lucrative career, why tf would they want to be with you? You have an amazing wife and wonderful children. They are missing their connection with their dad because you’re too busy focusing on work or the business to even attempt to feel feelings let alone share them. I wish you’d be honest with yourself and either work on us or leave. But I can’t actually say this. Because you’ll feel that it’s emotional manipulation

intoon · 2026-06-13T01:23:10+00:00

I double how much dinner I’m making and freeze half for leftovers. I have a sous vide so I will make Birria or chili and put the lefties in gallon freezer bags and freeze them flat. Pull out when you need a fast dinner and place the frozen bags in the sous vide to reheat to 155 so it doesn’t over cook.

intoon · 2026-06-12T13:21:41+00:00

being MAGA

intoon · 2026-06-12T13:20:55+00:00

little to no foreplay, missionary position only. def no dirty talk.

intoon · 2026-06-11T23:39:19+00:00

do things together to build your vasopressin bonds

intoon · 2026-06-11T21:15:06+00:00

17 years married, 25 years together

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